photographer for hire

[Exit_W0unds]

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

getr eal woolie,,,, ur as bad as them

i dotn ened interpersonal skills, mine are fine

u on the other hand, have got ur head shuvved as far up your own arse as them

keep it coming

such morale low ground ur on already

Erm, no offence but with the way you're going you'll be pushed to find buisness here. And the only person I can see having a good look at their belly button from the inside is yourself. Woolies is a mod, its his place to give words of guidence ect to new and old users alike. *passes callummcphail2 some calms pills*

[Woolies]

this is amazing advertising for you in the Buy/Sell/Trade section.

Why do I now have two posts directed at me AS WELL AS a "what a pretensious knobend u r matey" guestbook entry - I haven't even got the chance to reply to your first dig at me yet

[callummcphail2]

oh, stewsies gettin all his fecked up pals to gang up on me

ooooooooo god almighty me

people with minds and squishy little things called brains in their heads will be laughin at u lads,

you are lads innit

abused as children

bullied at school

abused as adults

socialite elitist ,,,,,, not

bring it on though

take my mind of my insomnia

u can only dream boys

little drummer boys

i wanna be in ur gang ur gang ur gang,,,,,,

so, gary glitter not been round ur houses lately no

what a crying shame

[Shannow]

Jesus fucking Christ. It's a shame you seem to have the intellectual capacity of a 15 year old AOL kiddie with typing skills to match, as some of your work is actually not bad.
Learn internet.

[Spooky Mouse]

Cast yes.
I Found that the Military gave hope to those who had detrmination (ex Squddie you see)

Basically i enjoyed my time with the forces and i dont think i would have fullfilled my life to the best extent if i had not have joined....

which is funny because now i seem to be nut case, anti war pearson.. isnt it funny how life comes full Circle?

[callummcphail2]

cos ur way to slow woolie, and im way ahead of you

[callummcphail2]

nah, my work is shit hot, and read above

ive explained my typin skills

and as for 15 yr old aol kiddie

u started it big boy

so,keep on rolling

[Stew]

This is better than last night.

[Joe Spinebuster]

HOLY SHIT!!
You're 33 years old!!!!!
What the fuck are you doing with your life???

[Shannow]

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

nah, my work is shit hot, and read above

ive explained my typin skills

and as for 15 yr old aol kiddie

u started it big boy

so,keep on rolling

Started what? Replying to your wee hissy fit because you were politely asked not to spam the forum with self promotion and weren't lavished with oohs and aaahhs for your work?

Are you twelve?

[TheCastrator]

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

cos ur way to slow woolie, and im way ahead of you

Yes, I found that as well. Just last night I was thinking about the time he showed me around his neck of the woods. It took six days for him to answer the doorbell. It's not old age, for our Woolies is only 12 years old; he's simply stuck within a time bubble that slows him down to about 8% our time.
Once he answered the door, I decided to just pick him up and carry him around while he told me of the sights, but even though that kept me from dying of old age, it still took three years because he took so long to describe each thing he saw. And he saw so much because to him, everything else was just whizzing past.

It's a shame, and I think you should refrain from bringing it up as it can be a bit of a sensitive issue.

[callummcphail2]

well, if hes a mod, he should know better, im only retortin to the arse holes

u reap the seed you sew

and ur opinions count for not much

like i said

real people will read with regard

as for the knob sayin,do you know me from somewhere, are you seein a girl called sheena

if thats the case

youve either taken the time to browse my website, or u actually come from moffat or dumfries

and as for hiding

yeh,ur hiding, enuff

wanna talk about it

[Woolies]

sheesh, sometimes I forget why I fucking hate photographers so much.

For anyone interested in my personal & professional opinion; it's not to take up the offer of portraits or photoshoots with this Callum McPhail boy. His pics are not bad but really why would you want to pay for that attitude when fopr example Shannow can do you just as good portraits and will actually be nice & pleasant to you at the same time.

[callummcphail2]

u twats dont deserve politeness

are you like 12, god almighty,,,,,to quote shannow

ur totally hilarious folks

as long as your being entertained, i dont care what u think

im laughin louder than u ever could

and at 33, ive seen more, been further,and lived more than u sad net dwellers

[Shannow]

Well colour me entertained. callummcphail2 (what happened to 1? O_o ) might just be my new favourite poster.