photographer for hire

[Joe Spinebuster]

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

as for the knob sayin,do you know me from somewhere, are you seein a girl called sheena

if thats the case

youve either taken the time to browse my website, or u actually come from moffat or dumfries

Do you think that, at 33 years old, Sheena is going to want you around much longer with that attitude of yours? At such a ripe age you should be trying to find a more stable foothold in life than some dodgy attempts at photography, and talking shit on the internet... Or that little Sheena of yours is gonna go running off on a crazed hunt for younger, more financially secure cock.

I'll gladly be sitting here, listening to Creed, with arms wide open for her. Like the real man she deserves.

Don't believe you were stupid enough to post yer phone number, by the way. You are getting bammed up NIGHTLY!

[callummcphail2]

acht, i`ll have a we chat to holly bout u lev

shes comin over for a shoot on saturday,

she knows im no asshole

but she know i do bite pretensious gits

so, let it go

once in your life

as for shannow n the rst

what freaks u must be

[Exit_W0unds]

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

oh, stewsies gettin all his fecked up pals to gang up on me

ooooooooo god almighty me

people with minds and squishy little things called brains in their heads will be laughin at u lads,

you are lads innit

abused as children

bullied at school

abused as adults

socialite elitist ,,,,,, not

bring it on though

take my mind of my insomnia

u can only dream boys

little drummer boys

i wanna be in ur gang ur gang ur gang,,,,,,

so, gary glitter not been round ur houses lately no

what a crying shame

RIGHT! That is just plain fucking offensive. Yes you've hit a nerve with me, congratulations. And just so you can feel really big about yourself, I was bullied at school and abused as a child actually. And i might add while im stitting here that thoose who make light of such things are assholes. Yourself included.

If you cannot take criticism I suggest a new career.

[TheCastrator]

Originally Posted by Shannow

Well colour me entertained. callummcphail2 (what happened to 1? O_o ) might just be my new favourite poster.

He reminds me of a young Edgar Allen Poe. He couldn't spell either.

But he had very fat hands. He was the type of man who you hear about but never meet; he was completely unable to operate all the new wee bits of technology from Japan because his fingers were like great big sausages attached to half a cow.

He had several men who waited upon his every need, and nose-picking was a high priority.
That's what killed him in the end; he was trying to get rid of a bogey with a kebab skewer and slipped, sending the skewer into his brain, killing him instantly.

[callummcphail2]

u lot crack me up

as for the phone use it then arsewipe

im waiting

as for sheena

uv just started summin now

u know not alot about life little boy

finacial

i make more in a week than u probably get from ur shitty student loans

as for abused

werent we all twat

[Joe Spinebuster]

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

acht, i`ll have a we chat to holly bout u lev

shes comin over for a shoot on saturday,

she knows im no asshole

but she know i do bite pretensious gits

Well, she also knows I'm neither pretensious nor am I pretentious, so we're awright.

If you know Holly then MIBBE you're alright, to be fair. I'll ask with her and see, maybe I'm picking you up wrong... But I doubt it. Either way, you seriously need to chill the fuck out and stop talkin' smack on the internets, eat some ice cubes or summit you know what I'm sayin'?

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

i make more in a week than u probably get from ur shitty student loans

I'm not even a student, suckaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
I'm an oil tycoon.

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

as for abused

werent we all twat

Uhh... No. *Back Away Slowly* Maybe that kind of explains why you're so angry at the world, mind you...

[callummcphail2]

critique is fine hun or son

ignorance is bliss

and i have as much as you lot

obviously

[Exit_W0unds]

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

as for abused

werent we all twat

What a dickhead.

[djtoast]

hi.

i'm looking for someone to do a photoshoot for a magazine i'm putting together. i have a pretty decent budget and your work looks pretty good. only thing is, from this thread you come across like a bit of a dick, and i can't have someone on site who's too much of a loose canon - some of my most important clients will be there.

i take it you'd act a bit more grown-up, like, when you're working?

[callummcphail2]

sheena mate, lets talk more about sheena

u seem to think you know her well

so,pre tell

as for ice cubes, or anything holly might tell you

u rub me, i grind ya back

now, ur talk of my gf is gettin you nowhere

so, sue the fone asshole

lets here what u have to say

[Joe Spinebuster]

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

sheena mate, lets talk more about sheena

u seem to think you know her well

so,pre tell

Shagged her.

Nuff said.

[callummcphail2]

toast,,,,,,,,get real mate

i couldnt give a flyin fuck about ur mag or what ever, think what u want

take one to know one so to speak

u bunch of inbred freaks

[Stew]

[Shannow]

I need to start linking the internet to this thread.

[callummcphail2]

that maybe true mate, a long time ago in bethlehem

point is, ur gonna get well shagged for this

bigtime