photographer for hire

[callummcphail2]

check me out at www.freewebs.com/callummcphail2

email me direct if ur interested in the wierd and the wonderful

Cal

[Joe Spinebuster]

See if two gay guys asked you to do a photoshoot of them banging, would ye do it?

[callummcphail2]

nope!!!

been asked by straight men and women to photograph them bangin, and i wouldnt do that either

u really should get some sleep mate, ur brains shutting down,

some people,,,,,,just crack me the fuck up, u my friend are one of them

what is the matter with you

didnt your mom hug you enuff as a child?????

[Stew]

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

nope!!!

been asked by straight men and women to photograph them bangin, and i wouldnt do that either

u really should get some sleep mate, ur brains shutting down,

some people,,,,,,just crack me the fuck up, u my friend are one of them

what is the matter with you

didnt your mom hug you enuff as a child?????

As opposed to people spamming as many threads as possible?

[callummcphail2]

get real stu

ive put up 3 different threads,

same subject, different threads

get a life mate, if not a shoe size

like i siad

some people crack me up

ur another one


did your mom not hug u much either

[Joe Spinebuster]

I think it's just that my dad hugged me TOO much.

[Woolies]

so like it's "here, look at my pics, I want you as clients" but then you go in a pissy mood with the folk that have replied so far?

Guess what. If you take photographs of people you actually need to have some semblance of decent interpersonal skills.
Customer Service will get crap photographers a hundred times more work than the number of idiots who come to you for abuse ""
(and okay so I'm basing that partly on your MSN skills I got copy&pasted you idiot.)

[callummcphail2]

so, im sitting on msn, but stewy wants me to say this here,

i said what a pretensious a??e u r stew, its folklike you that make the world smell of s???e

he`s giving me jib, for introducing myself to the site, i put up 3 threads, detailing im a photographer on one, detailing im for hire on another, and just sayin hi and that i do this on my website on another,,

i mean, hes up waiting to point out im a serial spammer already, what a sad life

and as for the dude askin me to take pix of gay guys f?????g, or skin if i would

then again, how sad

u boys should join the army,,,

or se about fostering and adoption

maybe your real parents are out there sumwhere

so,theyr from edinburgh, theyr in bands,wow weeeeeeee

what a pair of saddies

how full of twats is this site??? not very i hope

mind u, it is late,,, theyr obviously over doing it, get some sleep boys,

it`ll all seem so different in the morning

i bet

[callummcphail2]

getr eal woolie,,,, ur as bad as them

i dotn ened interpersonal skills, mine are fine

u on the other hand, have got ur head shuvved as far up your own arse as them

keep it coming

such morale low ground ur on already

[Joe Spinebuster]

Are you saying my parents are from Edinburgh, and in a band?
Them's fightin' words!

[callummcphail2]

no

im saying your obviously a total knob

and ur obviously adopted or summin

u were obviously also bullied at school

so brave to abuse and piss take behind a pc

anyway

gives me summin to chuckle about

u see i dont hide

u can find me if u can be arse actually putting your brain to good use

and show me what u mean by "fighting talk"

like i said

people like, is whats wrong with the world

you smell

and you think,way toooo much

for a bass player

[TheCastrator]

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

u boys should join the army,

I joined the army once. It was a terrible experience. I had to wake up late and then trudge a mile with no breakfast to a big horrible place where they hammered out all of my individuality and every time I tried to assert myself, I was beaten down. I was forced to learn things by rote, without putting any thought into my actions.
At the end of it, I was an empty shell of a person unable to function properly in society, with my spirit destroyed and a feeling of overwhelming sadness regarding life that I've never been able to shake ever since.


Wait, that was secondary school.
Never mind.

[Stew]

[callummcphail2]

i just need smaller fingers, to help me show that i can spell,,,,

im suprised u aint said im illiterate yet dumb feck

thats too woolie the sheep

or is ur name woolie, cos thats ur sexual preference

[Joe Spinebuster]

Originally Posted by callummcphail2

u see i dont hide

I don't really see how you're hiding less than I am, to be honest. I'm here, in pretty plain open sight.

BUT ANYWAYS, enough of this nonsense, I think I may know you from somewhere...! Do you go out with a girl called Sheena?