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23rd June 2005, 2:39am
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#1 | | Auf Wiedersehen
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| Thank fuck, we found a drummer.
Chevy and the Chasers recently welcomed Big Stevie Hamilton from Overtown into our ranks. He plays like a demon and he drinks bourbon from the bottle, which is pretty much all anyone needs to be in this band. All he that's left is to see if he survives the hazing ritual, which is a night out with Rockermost Jen and her dad Jamie Sucker tm. Looks like our first gig with the new and actually good line-up will be 8th August at the Note. We hope to have the site ready soon and maybe some live MP3's or some shit available in the next few months.
Just for the record, the eight hundredth line up of this band is:
Posh - Vocals/Widdly Guitar/Little Girls
Jen - Bass/Vocals/Drugs
Wee Gay Bryan - Sensible Guitar/Vocals/Nudity
Steven - Drums/White Boy Groove/Being Metal
Special mention for our new manager, the enigmatic and worryingly mysterious Lord Zoltarg, a man who has been described as variously 'The Stevie Vai of Motherwell' and 'That guy who keeps referring to himself as the Stevie Vai of Motherwell.' Under his strict training regime the Chasers have quickly become a tight rock and soul ensemble worthy of your love (or at least an Alpacinos support slot) and all he asks in return is our souls. Bargain!
We look forward to seeing our adoring fanbase down the front while they wait for the Poisoning and the Dangerfields to come on at a shitty venue near you soon 
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23rd June 2005, 5:47pm
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#2 | | Curiouser and curiouser.
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Special mention for our new manager, the enigmatic and worryingly mysterious Lord Zoltarg, a man who has been described as variously 'The Stevie Vai of Motherwell' and 'That guy who keeps referring to himself as the Stevie Vai of Motherwell.' Under his strict training regime the Chasers have quickly become a tight rock and soul ensemble worthy of your love (or at least an Alpacinos support slot) and all he asks in return is our souls. Bargain!
| poor lord zoltarg, you've conned him into thinking yr souls are worth anything. | |
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23rd June 2005, 5:49pm
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#3 | | Auf Wiedersehen
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| Re: Thank fuck, we found a drummer.
Shh, you'll queer the deal!
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23rd June 2005, 5:59pm
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#4 | | 555-BALLING YO MOMA
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hahah look forward twa this. | |
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23rd June 2005, 6:03pm
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#5 | | Guest | Re: Thank fuck, we found a drummer.
i downloaded my dummies guide to heckling ebook the minute that domain was registered!!
im assuming it's to go back on the renew list, not on the 'let expire' list?!  | |
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23rd June 2005, 6:06pm
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#6 | | Registered User
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| Re: Thank fuck, we found a drummer.
Hamilton is a great guy and a great drummer.
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23rd June 2005, 6:07pm
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#7 | | Auf Wiedersehen
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Originally Posted by Toe im assuming it's to go back on the renew list, not on the 'let expire' list?! | Oops, I keep forgetting to mention that to you...
I'm almost as bad at keeping websites as Stu. http://www.minusthree.com
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When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out.
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23rd June 2005, 6:09pm
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#8 | | Auf Wiedersehen
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Originally Posted by JJ Hamilton is a great guy and a great drummer. | Damn straight.
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When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
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23rd June 2005, 6:15pm
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#9 | | Dr. Feelgood
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| Re: Thank fuck, we found a drummer.
Yeehaaaw - kick the tyres & light the fires .... its about time!
Now, world domination - there is no other option
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Fun while it lasted ... | |
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23rd June 2005, 6:23pm
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#10 | | Auf Wiedersehen
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I foresee us stalling on the brink of world domination when Jen overdoses and Bryan suffocates himself while wanking on a door knob. My solo career receives critical garlands but fails to ignite commercially due to the suffocating weight of the Chasers legend and a swerve into middle-of-the-road country rock.
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When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
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23rd June 2005, 6:25pm
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#11 | | Auf Wiedersehen
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Oh, and a recovering Jen ends up in G'n'R just in time for the release of 'Chinese Democracy', several years after China actually becomes a democracy.
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When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
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23rd June 2005, 6:27pm
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#12 | | Dr. Feelgood
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Ginger, is that you??
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23rd June 2005, 6:30pm
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#13 | | Auf Wiedersehen
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| Re: Thank fuck, we found a drummer.
Heheheh... I was thinking more the Replacements, but it works equally well. Hell, all my favourite bands fit that template :o
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When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
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24th June 2005, 9:40am
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#14 | | Curiouser and curiouser.
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Originally Posted by Dave_CherryKick Ginger, is that you?? | surely you mean.. paul westerberg, right?
then posh finally gets done for all those child rape charges that were conveniently ignored by the police until then... | |
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25th June 2005, 2:22pm
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#15 | | preTeEN SEXfiENd
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Bring on the young girls and the free cocaine. | |
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