Things i have hear about Posh... - Page 3

the curiousity · 17th May 2006, 2:31pm

i hear posh is at death's door, aparently he ate some bad muffins...

one can only speculate how hilariously overdramatic his end shall be.

cruel_slayer · 17th May 2006, 2:45pm

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Originally Posted by the curiousity

i hear posh is at death's door, aparently he ate some bad muffins...

one can only speculate how hilariously overdramatic his end shall be.

If he's been in at our muffins then more fool him. I would say their sell by date was at least a day ago or so

That being said, I hear that Posh is currently painted on the window of the Solid. It's true y'know.

the curiousity · 17th May 2006, 3:00pm

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Originally Posted by cruel_slayer

If he's been in at our muffins then more fool him. I would say their sell by date was at least a day ago or so

That being said, I hear that Posh is currently painted on the window of the Solid. It's true y'know.

lol, it may have just been a joke, but i imagine if you mixed those muffins of yours with the penicillin, it could be a recipe for disaster/an awesome drug induced solo.

i hear they're planting a tree to remember posh in rufus, cause he's not been in for lunch in so long...

Gav_Bos · 13th June 2006, 12:05pm

I fucking HATE Posh.

RESPECT!

Prof · 19th June 2006, 6:14pm

I heard Posh played a solo gig at McNabs on Dumbarton Road thanks to his good friend Prof.

19th June 2006, 6:27pm

is he dead yet? hypothetically where would a wake be held?

i wish to spend as little time in camby as possible, if there two were to coincide this would be convenient.

Posh · 27th June 2006, 1:35pm

I heard Posh walked out of his job.

A wake would be held in Rufus, natch, and you'd all have to listen to all 12 minutes of 'Sky Babies' by the Wildhearts and hum along to every riff.

punkin_drunk · 27th June 2006, 1:43pm

you quit yer job posh?

**Ghostsuit** · 27th June 2006, 1:44pm

I heard Posh loves me...I heard this from his own lips

Gadafti Inc. · 27th June 2006, 2:29pm

hey posh, you're no deed then

thank fuck for small blessings!

how's your mother?

MarkMono · 27th June 2006, 2:32pm

Whenever I meet a rude, manipulative bitch, she tells me posh is a total bastard.

I've never believed one yet.

Break my heart posh, I want to know how it feels.

the curiousity · 2nd July 2006, 6:29pm

i hear posh has taken a gay lover. can anyone confirm or deny this story?

The Colossus · 2nd July 2006, 6:54pm

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Originally Posted by the curiousity

i hear posh has taken a gay lover. can anyone confirm or deny this story?

*ahem*

On a totally unrelated note I hear Heather is utter gash in bed. On an even more unrelated note; snug fitting white PVC trousers were made with Posh in mind.

the curiousity · 2nd July 2006, 7:09pm

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Originally Posted by The Colossus

*ahem*

On a totally unrelated note I hear Heather is utter gash in bed. On an even more unrelated note; snug fitting white PVC trousers were made with Posh in mind.

who's heather? clearly she is not good enough for king of riffage posh, although i always thought he would prefer the more demure patterned leggings favoured by his rock gawd steven tyler... clearly my being half way across the world has blinded mine eyes to the truth.

Posh · 15th July 2006, 6:24pm

Robbie Bruce Craig and the Demure Patterned Leggings, playing at a shit venue near you soon.

Well, not near you, Heather, you're in Vegas, but near you, Neil, for you are in my heart.

Hania - Aye, I walked out because we moved to another office and they fucked it up. Taking inbound calls as internet calls? Get tae fuck!

Edward - My mum's in Bulgaria or Greece or one of them. She's gone travelling. Possibly to get her hole. The countdown to duty free day starts here.

Mark - I am a total bastard, when pushed. Or pished.

See y'all next week for more QUESTION TIME WITH POSH.