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Originally Posted by wee scary burd ....Awesome night. Spent a fortune, no idea how  |
You tried to buy me a few drinks, in between stroking my legs, and feeling me up everywhere else, you DIRTY FUCKING LESBIAN¬!
it was great, cheers, and don’t forget the karaoke plans, btw
I was a lot more wrecked than I realised. Totally blaming the bottle of wine and
“Flirtini” I had just before getting in, then the 9 or so Jack Daniels I must have knocked back within the hour and a half we were there, haha!
Barry, I love you, doll, but you nearly broke my fucking back with that OTT "pick up" cuddle, btw. Legit. I'll be sending you the bill from my chiropractor once it comes through!
Mad props go to Stuart for giving me a cokey back for a huge amount of our “walk”, afterwards. I meant everything I said, for the record. You really are a much better horse. And I’ll bet there really was no snail-trail. Vile bastard, he got more than just a scowl, for that one!
I’m literally just home for the first time since Thursday morning, so we’ll call it a yaldy-worthy time and a hawf, thumbs up!