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Old 12th May 2009, 1:05pm   #31
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Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

Clearly there are bigger problems in the CG toilets than lack of Bog Roll.

Next weekend I predict Sniff Patrol.
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Old 12th May 2009, 1:09pm   #32
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Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

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Clearly there are bigger problems in the CG toilets than lack of Bog Roll.

Next weekend I predict Sniff Patrol.
Quite surprised no one actually said anything like that up to now, apparently it's more unusual to take a toli in a toilet than it is to get some ching up yer beak.
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Old 12th May 2009, 1:16pm   #33
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Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

I don't think I've ever taken a shit in a nightclub.
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Old 12th May 2009, 1:59pm   #35
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Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

Not true, btw. More of a near miss.

Also, the shite in a cup still ranks as one of the best things i've ever seen. Crippling.
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Old 12th May 2009, 2:19pm   #37
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Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

He'll be back in division 1 in a week, wullny hear from him then.
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Old 12th May 2009, 10:51pm   #39
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Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

Here also, the downstairs boys toilets need a fuckin mirror ffs, get it dealt with.
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Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

Why do boys toilets need mirrors?
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Old 12th May 2009, 11:21pm   #42
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Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

You need a mirror to expertly judge how drunk you look, if you reached the stage where you are doing this the answer is probably very.
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Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

If you have reached that stage man,
A) theres probably at least 2 of you in the mirror
B) It's too blurry to make out how drunk you look
C) You don't care how drunk you look
D) Mirrors would be required on the ceiling coz you've fallen over.
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