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12th May 2009, 1:05pm
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#31 | | El Chupa Libre
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: A Strange Bed
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. Clearly there are bigger problems in the CG toilets than lack of Bog Roll.
Next weekend I predict Sniff Patrol.
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12th May 2009, 1:09pm
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#32 | | Kingpun
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. Quote:
Originally Posted by ~LEE~ Jack Daniels? | Shut up, Lee. Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaemi Clearly there are bigger problems in the CG toilets than lack of Bog Roll.
Next weekend I predict Sniff Patrol. | Quite surprised no one actually said anything like that up to now, apparently it's more unusual to take a toli in a toilet than it is to get some ching up yer beak.
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12th May 2009, 1:16pm
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#33 | | El Chupa Libre
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: A Strange Bed
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. I don't think I've ever taken a shit in a nightclub.
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12th May 2009, 1:16pm
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#34 | | ♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm Your God Now Shut up, Lee. | 
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12th May 2009, 1:59pm
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#35 | | Go Away!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth
Posts: 5,516
| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. Quote:
Originally Posted by Potatojunkie T'was smellig, and the slithy turds
did gyre and gimble in the wabe | Seeing as I can't rep you, I will simply ask that CrazyDiamond is hereby known as the Slabberwock.
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12th May 2009, 2:08pm
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#36 | | 33 Rounds Per Minute
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 20,383
| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. Not true, btw. More of a near miss.
Also, the shite in a cup still ranks as one of the best things i've ever seen. Crippling.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from |
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12th May 2009, 2:19pm
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#37 | | HENRY ROLLINSAUSAGE
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: G65/G44/FK5
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenpot On the verge on repping everyone else in this thread just so it'll let me neg rep CRAZYDIAMOND-IPURWANNABEBIGCHRIS-DICKFACE again. I like caps. What a cocksucker. Paisley is shite, btw. | Leave me out of it ya salty wench  |
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12th May 2009, 2:23pm
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#38 | | 33 Rounds Per Minute
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. He'll be back in division 1 in a week, wullny hear from him then.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | |
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12th May 2009, 10:51pm
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#39 | | Auch emo für Sie!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OlD WorLd
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. Here also, the downstairs boys toilets need a fuckin mirror ffs, get it dealt with.
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12th May 2009, 11:00pm
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#40 | | [Patter Master]
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Paisley
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. Quote:
Originally Posted by Syxx He'll be back in division 1 in a week, wullny hear from him then. | youll no be getting rid of me that easy
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12th May 2009, 11:19pm
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#41 | | Registered Baw Bag
Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Stonehoose
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. Why do boys toilets need mirrors? |
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12th May 2009, 11:21pm
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#42 | | Auch emo für Sie!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OlD WorLd
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. Quote:
Originally Posted by eltankos Why do boys toilets need mirrors? | oh ye i forgot, boys don't look at themselves.
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13th May 2009, 1:57am
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#43 | | ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP!
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. sjonit likes his own face
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13th May 2009, 8:00am
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#44 | | bassaholic
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. You need a mirror to expertly judge how drunk you look, if you reached the stage where you are doing this the answer is probably very. |
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13th May 2009, 8:21am
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#45 | | Registered Baw Bag
Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Stonehoose
Posts: 515
| Re: Bog roll in the Classic. If you have reached that stage man,
A) theres probably at least 2 of you in the mirror
B) It's too blurry to make out how drunk you look
C) You don't care how drunk you look
D) Mirrors would be required on the ceiling coz you've fallen over. |
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