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Who takes a shit in a club anyway?
Cubicles in the grand are for bugle candy..
Please keep it topped up. I got in about twelve and there was none in the toilets downstairs. This is intolerable when there's such an awful cold going round. And yes, I did alert a member of staff. He was queuing up to have a shit too.
Originally Posted by Kenny Macca Doo
Who takes a shit in a club anyway?
Cubicles in the grand are for bugle candy..
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
Drugs in 'make you shit' shocker.
Nah, I have IBS and a permanent fucking cold. I spend half my night in the bogs.
that reminds me, when I wnet for a piss on saturday you were just coming out from what I assume was taking a big shite, the place was fucking stinkin
go see a doctor.
and I'm with jaemi on this one, you dont shite in a night club
26+6=1
It was already stinking when I went in and then I basically shat on someone else's half-flushed shite that would not shift
Oh, and Brett had been in inbetween but he says he was only having a sit-down piss
But yeah, it was stinking because there was only one bog that folk could shite in! Rather than being split between the two.
And I still don't understand how Jaemi can talk about doing coke on one hand and say 'You never shite in clubs' on the other. One leads inexorably to the other.
By 12? Christ people must be shitting a lot, I'll make sure the toilet checks are a little more often.
Swine flu.
Sounds like some twat shoved a load to toilet paper in the bog and blocked it. Which would explain the lack that early onIt was already stinking when I went in and then I basically shat on someone else's half-flushed shite that would not shift
Toilets in the classic are pretty mank at the best of times(not quite cathouse mank yet, but pretty fucking bad)It was already stinking when I went in and then I basically shat on someone else's half-flushed shite that would not shift
But seriously pal, you have something very wrong with yer guts
also cant say that I've ever notced the old bolivian marching powder ever giving me the shits, you must be getting some seriously didgey gear
26+6=1
It already says above that I have IBS. Yet more fuel to the rumour that the average Paisley resident never exceeds the reading level of an average Primary 6 student.
IBS or not man, that was one awful smellig shite
26+6=1
Forbes in male toilet loitering scandalBy 12? Christ people must be shitting a lot, I'll make sure the toilet checks are a little more often
I'd rather have a bowl of Forbesypops!
*bowel
Hee hee.
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