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11th May 2009, 4:44pm
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#1 | | Tishoumaren
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| Bog roll in the Classic.
Please keep it topped up. I got in about twelve and there was none in the toilets downstairs. This is intolerable when there's such an awful cold going round. And yes, I did alert a member of staff. He was queuing up to have a shit too.
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11th May 2009, 4:54pm
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#2 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
Who takes a shit in a club anyway?
Cubicles in the grand are for bugle candy..
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11th May 2009, 5:01pm
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#3 | | Tishoumaren
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
Drugs in 'make you shit' shocker.
Nah, I have IBS and a permanent fucking cold. I spend half my night in the bogs.
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11th May 2009, 5:31pm
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#4 | | [Patter Master]
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
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Originally Posted by Posh  Drugs in 'make you shit' shocker.
Nah, I have IBS and a permanent fucking cold. I spend half my night in the bogs. | that reminds me, when I wnet for a piss on saturday you were just coming out from what I assume was taking a big shite, the place was fucking stinkin
go see a doctor.
and I'm with jaemi on this one, you dont shite in a night club
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11th May 2009, 5:35pm
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#5 | | Tishoumaren
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
It was already stinking when I went in and then I basically shat on someone else's half-flushed shite that would not shift 
Oh, and Brett had been in inbetween but he says he was only having a sit-down piss 
But yeah, it was stinking because there was only one bog that folk could shite in! Rather than being split between the two.
And I still don't understand how Jaemi can talk about doing coke on one hand and say 'You never shite in clubs' on the other. One leads inexorably to the other.
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11th May 2009, 5:37pm
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#6 | | Strong protect the weak. Admin
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
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Originally Posted by Posh Please keep it topped up. I got in about twelve and there was none in the toilets downstairs. This is intolerable when there's such an awful cold going round. And yes, I did alert a member of staff. He was queuing up to have a shit too. | By 12? Christ people must be shitting a lot, I'll make sure the toilet checks are a little more often .
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11th May 2009, 5:38pm
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#7 | | Tishoumaren
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
Swine flu.
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11th May 2009, 5:38pm
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#8 | | Strong protect the weak. Admin
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
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Originally Posted by Posh It was already stinking when I went in and then I basically shat on someone else's half-flushed shite that would not shift | Sounds like some twat shoved a load to toilet paper in the bog and blocked it. Which would explain the lack that early on
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11th May 2009, 5:42pm
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#9 | | [Patter Master]
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
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Originally Posted by Posh It was already stinking when I went in and then I basically shat on someone else's half-flushed shite that would not shift | Toilets in the classic are pretty mank at the best of times(not quite cathouse mank yet, but pretty fucking bad)
But seriously pal, you have something very wrong with yer guts
also cant say that I've ever notced the old bolivian marching powder ever giving me the shits, you must be getting some seriously didgey gear
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11th May 2009, 5:46pm
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#10 | | Tishoumaren
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
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Originally Posted by crazydiamond85 But seriously pal, you have something very wrong with yer guts | It already says above that I have IBS. Yet more fuel to the rumour that the average Paisley resident never exceeds the reading level of an average Primary 6 student.
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11th May 2009, 6:01pm
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#11 | | [Patter Master]
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
IBS or not man, that was one awful smellig shite
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11th May 2009, 6:47pm
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#12 | | Mr Frosty
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
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Originally Posted by Ghostsuit By 12? Christ people must be shitting a lot, I'll make sure the toilet checks are a little more often . | Forbes in male toilet loitering scandal
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11th May 2009, 8:14pm
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#13 | | Tishoumaren
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
I'd rather have a bowl of Forbesypops!
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11th May 2009, 8:32pm
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#14 | | Gravitas Free Zone Editor
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*bowel
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11th May 2009, 8:37pm
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#15 | | Tishoumaren
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| Re: Bog roll in the Classic.
Hee hee.
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