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    Bog roll in the Classic.

    Please keep it topped up. I got in about twelve and there was none in the toilets downstairs. This is intolerable when there's such an awful cold going round. And yes, I did alert a member of staff. He was queuing up to have a shit too.
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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    Who takes a shit in a club anyway?
    Cubicles in the grand are for bugle candy..
    Do it or don't. I've got places to be.

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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    Drugs in 'make you shit' shocker.

    Nah, I have IBS and a permanent fucking cold. I spend half my night in the bogs.
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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Posh View Post
    Drugs in 'make you shit' shocker.

    Nah, I have IBS and a permanent fucking cold. I spend half my night in the bogs.
    that reminds me, when I wnet for a piss on saturday you were just coming out from what I assume was taking a big shite, the place was fucking stinkin
    go see a doctor.

    and I'm with jaemi on this one, you dont shite in a night club
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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    It was already stinking when I went in and then I basically shat on someone else's half-flushed shite that would not shift

    Oh, and Brett had been in inbetween but he says he was only having a sit-down piss

    But yeah, it was stinking because there was only one bog that folk could shite in! Rather than being split between the two.

    And I still don't understand how Jaemi can talk about doing coke on one hand and say 'You never shite in clubs' on the other. One leads inexorably to the other.
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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Posh View Post
    Please keep it topped up. I got in about twelve and there was none in the toilets downstairs. This is intolerable when there's such an awful cold going round. And yes, I did alert a member of staff. He was queuing up to have a shit too.
    By 12? Christ people must be shitting a lot, I'll make sure the toilet checks are a little more often .
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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    Swine flu.
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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Posh View Post
    It was already stinking when I went in and then I basically shat on someone else's half-flushed shite that would not shift
    Sounds like some twat shoved a load to toilet paper in the bog and blocked it. Which would explain the lack that early on
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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Posh View Post
    It was already stinking when I went in and then I basically shat on someone else's half-flushed shite that would not shift
    Toilets in the classic are pretty mank at the best of times(not quite cathouse mank yet, but pretty fucking bad)
    But seriously pal, you have something very wrong with yer guts

    also cant say that I've ever notced the old bolivian marching powder ever giving me the shits, you must be getting some seriously didgey gear
    26+6=1

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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    Quote Originally Posted by crazydiamond85 View Post
    But seriously pal, you have something very wrong with yer guts
    It already says above that I have IBS. Yet more fuel to the rumour that the average Paisley resident never exceeds the reading level of an average Primary 6 student.
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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    IBS or not man, that was one awful smellig shite
    26+6=1

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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghostsuit View Post
    By 12? Christ people must be shitting a lot, I'll make sure the toilet checks are a little more often .
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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    I'd rather have a bowl of Forbesypops!
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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    *bowel

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    Re: Bog roll in the Classic.

    Hee hee.
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