Free Friday - Times are tough

[Rev Scapegoat]

Did I tell you about the twat I heard in Rufus the other night, Forbes? Just before you opened the upstairs door for Semp, some Emo kid with massive ear plugs was loudly holding forth "Classic Grand better than the Cathouse? Classic Grand's fulla fannies, man! We'll keep going to the Catty!"
He then charmingly resumed his attempts to insert his hand in his girlfriend's genitals, in full view of all those present.

Gotta be said, though, that's a bit pathetic... Accepting another club's free passes.
You could put "Property of Classic Grand" on them, and force 'em to post them back to you or be charged with theft?

[m0nkeymafia]

Aww, those cheeky little scamps! They'll be accepting their punters' school dinner tickets next.

Free entry with an all day bus ticket?

[djbarry]

"Classic Grand better than the Cathouse? Classic Grand's fulla people, man! So, we'll keep going to the Catty,cos they need somebody"

*fixed

[SOLIDBOB]

Does this mean you'll now pay me to come in?

[Ghostsuit]

Does this mean you'll now pay me to come in?

hahaha

[SOLIDBOB]

hahaha

I could then go and spent that money in the Catty...

[Ghostsuit]

Did I tell you about the twat I heard in Rufus the other night, Forbes? Just before you opened the upstairs door for Semp, some Emo kid with massive ear plugs was loudly holding forth "Classic Grand better than the Cathouse? Classic Grand's fulla fannies, man! We'll keep going to the Catty!"
He then charmingly resumed his attempts to insert his hand in his girlfriend's genitals, in full view of all those present.

Each to their own and all that. I'm sure he's happy enough going to the Cathouse which is good, choice is a good thing.

Gotta be said, though, that's a bit pathetic... Accepting another club's free passes.
You could put "Property of Classic Grand" on them, and force 'em to post them back to you or be charged with theft?

It's weird it's the first time I've ever known a club to accept another clubs free passes. It also means that if I was a real cunt I could easily allow every single customer into the Cathouse for free. After all they have no control over the number of free passes I give out

I could then go and spent that money in the Catty...

I'm calling your bluff

[JennyPiccolo]

You could put "Property of Classic Grand" on them, and force 'em to post them back to you or be charged with theft?

be charged with theft by WHOM? Richard Littlejohn?

[Rev Scapegoat]

Each to their own and all that. I'm sure he's happy enough going to the Cathouse which is good, choice is a good thing.

It was more the way he seemed to think he was impressing everyone on the platform with his LOUD OPINION that made me laugh.

[CHUCK LIDELOL]

Hawns up the clunge.

[Rev Scapegoat]

be charged with theft by WHOM? Richard Littlejohn?

Hey, Forbes, how about:

"This free pass entitles you to free entry to Classic Grand nightclub.
If any other venue accepts this pass for free entry, it also entitles you to free drinks.
Note to other venues : Acceptance of this pass for entry to your establishment constitutes your agreement to these terms. "

[CHUCK LIDELOL]

Aye awright.

[Diabolical]

Supermarkets accept other ones tokens and stuff, that's much funnier.

[djtoast]

McDonalds accept Burger King vouchers too... I suppose it makes more sense than sending someone up the road to your competitor, in a sense.

Forbes: print "free entry and one guaranteed request from the DJ with this flyer" on the next lot. there'll be some hilarious fallout.

[Semprini]

free entry and one guaranteed request from the DJ with this flyer"

Dream Theater fans...assemble!