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25th June 2009, 6:51pm
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#16 | | Tannhauser Gate Veteran
Join Date: May 2001 Location: On the moral high ground - And armed!
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| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
Did I tell you about the twat I heard in Rufus the other night, Forbes? Just before you opened the upstairs door for Semp, some Emo kid with massive ear plugs was loudly holding forth "Classic Grand better than the Cathouse? Classic Grand's fulla fannies, man! We'll keep going to the Catty!"
He then charmingly resumed his attempts to insert his hand in his girlfriend's genitals, in full view of all those present.
Gotta be said, though, that's a bit pathetic... Accepting another club's free passes.
You could put "Property of Classic Grand" on them, and force 'em to post them back to you or be charged with theft? | 
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25th June 2009, 7:00pm
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#17 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 4,234
| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
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Originally Posted by Mwezzi  Aww, those cheeky little scamps! They'll be accepting their punters' school dinner tickets next. | Free entry with an all day bus ticket? | |
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25th June 2009, 7:02pm
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#18 | | Classic Grand DJ
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 15,431
| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
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Originally Posted by Rev Scapegoat "Classic Grand better than the Cathouse? Classic Grand's fulla people, man! So, we'll keep going to the Catty,cos they need somebody" | *fixed  | |
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25th June 2009, 7:57pm
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#19 | | I reckon so...
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Shawlands
Posts: 3,101
| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
Does this mean you'll now pay me to come in?  | 
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25th June 2009, 8:29pm
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#20 | | Strong protect the weak. Admin
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 28,925
| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
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Originally Posted by SOLIDBOB Does this mean you'll now pay me to come in? | hahaha
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Originally Posted by Spartacus Some people say he hasn't got feet but keeps a pair of dancing mice in his shoes instead...
Some people say he keeps a portrait in his attic which ages insead of him...
All we know, is he's called the Forbes | Sponsor Altnation
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25th June 2009, 8:30pm
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#21 | | I reckon so...
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Shawlands
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| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
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Originally Posted by Ghostsuit hahaha | I could then go and spent that money in the Catty... | |
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25th June 2009, 8:34pm
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#22 | | Strong protect the weak. Admin
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 28,925
| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
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Originally Posted by Rev Scapegoat Did I tell you about the twat I heard in Rufus the other night, Forbes? Just before you opened the upstairs door for Semp, some Emo kid with massive ear plugs was loudly holding forth "Classic Grand better than the Cathouse? Classic Grand's fulla fannies, man! We'll keep going to the Catty!"
He then charmingly resumed his attempts to insert his hand in his girlfriend's genitals, in full view of all those present. | Each to their own and all that. I'm sure he's happy enough going to the Cathouse which is good, choice is a good thing. Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev Scapegoat Gotta be said, though, that's a bit pathetic... Accepting another club's free passes.
You could put "Property of Classic Grand" on them, and force 'em to post them back to you or be charged with theft? | It's weird it's the first time I've ever known a club to accept another clubs free passes. It also means that if I was a real cunt I could easily allow every single customer into the Cathouse for free. After all they have no control over the number of free passes I give out  Quote:
Originally Posted by SOLIDBOB I could then go and spent that money in the Catty... | I'm calling your bluff
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Originally Posted by Spartacus Some people say he hasn't got feet but keeps a pair of dancing mice in his shoes instead...
Some people say he keeps a portrait in his attic which ages insead of him...
All we know, is he's called the Forbes | Sponsor Altnation
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25th June 2009, 8:34pm
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#23 | | Wide as the Clyde
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 8,521
| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
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Originally Posted by Rev Scapegoat You could put "Property of Classic Grand" on them, and force 'em to post them back to you or be charged with theft? | be charged with theft by WHOM? Richard Littlejohn? | |
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25th June 2009, 9:05pm
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#24 | | Tannhauser Gate Veteran
Join Date: May 2001 Location: On the moral high ground - And armed!
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| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
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Originally Posted by Ghostsuit Each to their own and all that. I'm sure he's happy enough going to the Cathouse which is good, choice is a good thing. |
It was more the way he seemed to think he was impressing everyone on the platform with his LOUD OPINION that made me laugh. | |
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25th June 2009, 9:07pm
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#25 | | Al Queda Pish
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Muppet Lab
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| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
Hawns up the clunge.
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25th June 2009, 9:07pm
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#26 | | Tannhauser Gate Veteran
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| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
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Originally Posted by JennyPiccolo be charged with theft by WHOM? Richard Littlejohn? |
Hey, Forbes, how about :
"This free pass entitles you to free entry to Classic Grand nightclub.
If any other venue accepts this pass for free entry, it also entitles you to free drinks.
Note to other venues : Acceptance of this pass for entry to your establishment constitutes your agreement to these terms. " | |
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25th June 2009, 9:51pm
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#27 | | Al Queda Pish
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Muppet Lab
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| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
Aye awright.
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25th June 2009, 10:00pm
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#28 | | too old to be feart
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ayr
Posts: 1,318
| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
Supermarkets accept other ones tokens and stuff, that's much funnier. | |
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26th June 2009, 3:54am
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#29 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ptolomea
Posts: 23,450
| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
McDonalds accept Burger King vouchers too... I suppose it makes more sense than sending someone up the road to your competitor, in a sense.
Forbes: print "free entry and one guaranteed request from the DJ with this flyer" on the next lot. there'll be some hilarious fallout.
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26th June 2009, 8:05am
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#30 | | Hammer Smashed Face
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
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| Re: Free Friday - Times are tough
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Originally Posted by djtoast free entry and one guaranteed request from the DJ with this flyer" | Dream Theater fans...assemble! | |
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