US baby 'murdered in microwave' - Page 4

Rhythm Junkie · 30th November 2006, 5:55pm

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Originally Posted by PapaZeb

Gimme a couple of secs, if it was done this year, it is *so* due for thread of the year

--edit
here it is
http://www.altnation.com/forums/gene...dead-rise.html

And sadly, was back in 2k4 so no awards for this year, just mad props from the way-back machine.

thank you!

*Charlie Parker* · 30th November 2006, 5:57pm

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Originally Posted by Semprini

That's right kids, no jokes are allowed about anything, just in case the person involved happens to stumble across AltNation at a later date and might be offended.

Or maybe it's the fact that joking about a murdered baby isn't funny

Semprini · 30th November 2006, 5:59pm

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Originally Posted by sjonit

Its not about the baby returning seeing as he/she is dead, but for parents or ppl who have had their young children killed in such horrible ways.

Funnily enough, I was actually meaning the parents. Who'd have thought it? Although the idea of babies - hitherto-presumed dead - posting is somewhat comical.

However, as a gesture of goodwill, if anyone on this site has had their baby microwaved to death, I'll apologise. Fair compromise?

Dec · 30th November 2006, 6:06pm

I've microwaved babies, it's not quite the same thing, but all the same I'd like an apology.

Mr Insincere · 30th November 2006, 6:06pm

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Originally Posted by sjonit

It's a sick case wherever it happened, ppl should grow up and consider some ppl's feelings.

A sure fire way to have one's opinions treated with respect and credibility is to use language such as 'ppl'.

Zooropa · 30th November 2006, 6:07pm

The microwave makes them too soggy.

Semprini · 30th November 2006, 6:07pm

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Originally Posted by Dec

I've microwaved babies, it's not quite the same thing, but all the same I'd like an apology.

I'm sorry that you've microwaved babies.

Dec · 30th November 2006, 6:11pm

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Originally Posted by Zooropa

The microwave makes them too soggy.

Depends on what you're using deid weans for.

*LesMTS* · 30th November 2006, 6:12pm

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Originally Posted by Dec

I've microwaved babies, it's not quite the same thing, but all the same I'd like an apology.

I would microwave babies and God knows I've tried but mothers seem reluctant to hand over their shiny new offspring.

Zooropa · 30th November 2006, 6:13pm

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Originally Posted by Dec

Depends on what you're using deid weans for.

This could easily go too far.
Easily.

Obsidian · 30th November 2006, 6:26pm

This reminds me of my most favourite song in the world!

Dead babies
Dead babies
Frozen to the core!
Dead babies
Dead babies
you wont them no more!

Although obviously a microwave wouldn't freeze them!
D'oh...

sjonit · 30th November 2006, 9:52pm

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Originally Posted by Mr Insincere

A sure fire way to have one's opinions treated with respect and credibility is to use language such as 'ppl'.

You understood what I meant, thats all I wanted.

And semp, if thats how you think, then bully for you. Maybe if you have kids of your own one day , and anything happens to them you might think different.

*LesMTS* · 16th April 2009, 10:11am

Why is there always one guest looking at this thread?
Doesn't seem to be a spider either.

**djtoast** · 16th April 2009, 10:20am

it's the little baby's tiny soul looking down from an internet cafe in heaven and crying tiny tears because you laughed at his misfortune.

AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS · 16th April 2009, 10:31am

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Originally Posted by endless psych

Its probably the most likley thing to have been in their house that could have caused the injuries.

The only other thing that occurs is some sort of extreme reaction at a cellular level - but I am not even sure if its theoretically possible such a reaction is possible

Spontaneous Human Conbustion?