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16th November 2007, 10:20am
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#46 | | Registered User
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
Is he a pedalphile? | 
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18th November 2007, 12:28pm
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#47 | | Aurė enteluva Gallery SuperMod
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
Follow up story here - http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/...st/7098116.stm
Seems that as he plead guilty to a breach of the peace and the nature of the 'offence'was sexual in anture, the jusdge more or els shad to place him on the register. Absolute silliness. | |
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18th November 2007, 1:55pm
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#48 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
i mentioned this story to a friend and she said she thought it was sweet that he'd actually gotten a room - y'know, romanced the bike, rather than just nipping up some alleyway with it.
not certain i agree...
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18th November 2007, 2:00pm
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#49 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
Quote: The case of a man convicted of simulating sex with his bicycle has sparked a debate about human rights and the privacy of an individual.
Internet message boards have been buzzing with comment about the case of Robert Stewart, 51, from Ayr. | which side of the debate are the BBC on then? Quote:
Human rights lawyer John Scott told the BBC Scotland news website:
"What I would say to a client of mine that wanted to do this kind of thing is as long as it's behind a bolted door, with an inanimate object, then each to their own* here's my phone number."
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19th November 2007, 7:45am
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#50 | | Registered Abuser
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
Exactly which human right was at stake here? The right not to see things you shouldn't have seen anyway? I don't understand.
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20th November 2007, 1:24pm
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#51 | | Sparkles!
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Near a beach
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
Well, the cleaners intruded on his privacy so he should have reported the cleaners to the police!
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20th November 2007, 1:25pm
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#52 | | Let's Pray I'll Be Ok!
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
I'm still trying to think where he put his cock....
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20th November 2007, 1:31pm
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#53 | | Sparkles!
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
In between the chains and the pedals? Maybe he likes the feeling on his skin?
Come on, he was drunk! SO - are we saying that folk in clubs should now be arrested when grinding along drunkenly in the garage on a night out?
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20th November 2007, 1:33pm
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#54 | | Let's Pray I'll Be Ok!
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
You seem desperate to defend this guy..
Are you a wee bit of a cylcophile, eh?
Are you one to dabble in the pleasures of a "backy"? Maybe an "E.T"?
Slut.
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20th November 2007, 1:46pm
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#55 | | Sparkles!
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
Erm....hang on *consults latest copy of bizarre to find definitions*
Nothing wrong with a bit of inanimate-object sex
;D
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20th November 2007, 4:54pm
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#56 | | Pos-Reprehensible
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
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Originally Posted by Jaemi  You seem desperate to defend this guy..
Are you a wee bit of a cylcophile, eh?
Are you one to dabble in the pleasures of a "backy"? Maybe an "E.T"?
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I believe the term you're looking for is 'bike dyke'....
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20th November 2007, 5:02pm
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#57 | | Das ist technosex
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
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Originally Posted by UncleDave Exactly which human right was at stake here? The right not to see things you shouldn't have seen anyway? I don't understand.
Cheers! | See, it's stuff like this that means i cant wait to be a human rights lawyer 
Back to the puns...do you think he needed wheely kinky gear to fuck his ride? Imagine he'd been framed, I'd be pretty cranky.
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24th November 2007, 4:56am
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#58 | | Super Discunt
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
Maybe they were worried that he'd corrupt it? Bicycle now, Gaycycle later.
Anyway, turns out that the whole thing was misunderstood by a cycling fan who worked in the news room. He was actually fucking a Mongoose. | |
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24th December 2007, 3:24pm
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#59 | | catpie
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: in bed
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| Re: What's the problem here? PART 2
sings to NIN - Closer
" I wanna ride you like a bicycle,
I wanna wheel you from the inside
I wanna ride you like a bicycle!
My whole exisence is flawed...
You get me closer to work
You can have my dry hump fascination
You can have the chaff that it brings..."
ok, stopping now | |
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