The official review thread

[Chiz]

We want your words!

Dante's Dogs are in need of some help from people who are music lovers and not neccessarily our closest friends to give us unbiased gig reviews for promotional use.

We PROMISE that we will uncerimoniously whore the best sound bytes and compliments from your reviews. But we are also going to feature a reviews section on the forthcoming website and on the myspace aswell.

So whoever you are - whether you've written reviews before or not - feel free to come along to a gig and post your thoughts here. We will come up with a suitable reward scheme (ticket for next gig or copy of the demo) for all serious entries.

Much love,
Chiz
xxx

[undecided cat]

Originally Posted by Chiz

We want your words!

Dante's Dogs are in need of some help from people who are music lovers and not neccessarily our closest friends to give us unbiased gig reviews for promotional use.

We PROMISE that we will uncerimoniously whore the best sound bytes and compliments from your reviews. But we are also going to feature a reviews section on the forthcoming website and on the myspace aswell.

So whoever you are - whether you've written reviews before or not - feel free to come along to a gig and post your thoughts here. We will come up with a suitable reward scheme (ticket for next gig or copy of the demo) for all serious entries.

Much love,
Chiz
xxx

Good idea Sir Chiz of Chizzwell-upon-Tweed!

Yeah, feedback of any sort would be great, even shouting "Play the good one!" at us would be excellent worhtwhile critique!!!

[undecided cat]

I plan on doing a review thing for the gig on Friday (a bit biased, but hey ho) but till then I think it'd be best if I reviewed a Greggs Cheese 7 Onion Pastie.

Brief Summary:-

Well known heated pastry lunchtime favourite of the desperately poor, square in size and filled with strange potatoey/cheese onion filling. Contains grease and possibly animal hoofs.

Price:-

An expendable 64p. Cheap as shite!

Positive comments:-

Is very cheap. Did I mention they are 64p? Filling in a kind of, need to 'eat at least two way'. Does taste of cheese and onion so I can imagine they aren't filled with loads of artificial crap.
Warm, which is good in winter but....

Negative comments:-

TOO FUCKING WARM!!! I had to wait 20mins for the wee square fucker to cool down enough to try eat it - its a hot summers day IXNAY ON THE WARM-NAY!
Also, they are SO messy - an explosion of pastry greets every angry munch, I dare anyone to try eat one and not cover themselves and everyone around them in shockwaves of pastry - I'm still finding wee bits of the crap everywhere!
Greasy - yuck, and they stink and made my desk stink. And now I stink.

OVERALL RATING:- 3 out of ten (only coz i had a pound to my name and was so hungry)

[Adele]

you are a nutter. I could go a cheese and onion pastie now

[finjaybob]

how can you review your own gig? theres no point, coz after the gig we all sit together and critisice it amongst ourselves anyway! no need to tell everyone else u thot we were shite

[undecided cat]

Originally Posted by finjaybob

how can you review your own gig? theres no point, coz after the gig we all sit together and critisice it amongst ourselves anyway! no need to tell everyone else u thot we were shite

Shalom my nubian friend, I was merely going to attempt a comedic review of the evening however, there was enough comedy and farce on the night that it's best put down to experience and learned from really.

[undecided cat]

Originally Posted by Adele

you are a nutter. I could go a cheese and onion pastie now

Fuck I'm hungry. Adele - gimme some foooooooood!!!! I'll be yor besht frieeeend!

[Chiz]

Well I'm glad this idea caught on.

[undecided cat]

Originally Posted by Chiz

Well I'm glad this idea caught on.

Don't let it discourage you from starting threads mon brethren......

I went and done a huge multifarious review about Paper clips then the computer went and DIED! How frustrationing......