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24th March 2003, 3:52pm
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| I saw white Dog Shite
Hey all, they said it didn't exist anymore but I saw white dog shit today, had to share.
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22nd April 2003, 9:58pm
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| poor dog's ill.... | |
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23rd April 2003, 3:17pm
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| lol, maybe it was a white dog.
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23rd April 2003, 5:04pm
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| poodle shit is white
apparently | 
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23rd April 2003, 5:28pm
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| i may not ask how you know that one!
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23rd April 2003, 5:39pm
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#6 | | The General
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| why would the dog have white shit if it was ill..unless it ate tippex or emulsion... or unless...Danny u didn't!
Reference to the 3 poofs in a room with a tin of white paint, one goes out for a coffee and says to the other two "dont you start without me". The other two start fooling around and knock over the tin of paint and it goes all over the wall. The poof comes back in and says "Right, who farted?"
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23rd April 2003, 5:47pm
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| apparently the white dog shit phenomenom is down to long hot summers, long enough to bleach the turds out, the kind we haven't had in many years
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23rd April 2003, 5:57pm
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#8 | | The General
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| thanks...i did know that.
just needed an avenue for the tin of paint 3 poof joke
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23rd April 2003, 7:17pm
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| i told that joke to my parents when i was bout 7, at the dinner table, they werent amused.
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23rd April 2003, 7:55pm
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#10 | | The General
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| yes danny i know. tis how i know it coz dave told me it. ive known u guys for over a year now i know most things
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23rd April 2003, 8:08pm
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| dog shit can be white if the dog has liver or bowel diseases | |
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23rd April 2003, 11:13pm
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| cheery, i have a feeling you looked that up on the net straight after reading this thread! hmm : ponders :
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24th April 2003, 3:11pm
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| no unfortunately I didnt look it up on the net! I am a vessel of medical knowledge! lol Human shit can be white if they have liver disease, so how different can it be for a dog? who's to say dogs don't like to become drunk on some sophisticated bottles of cider?....mmmm....mind you the theory about the sun bleaching it is probably right...
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24th April 2003, 5:19pm
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| maybe, yeah, definatley. Remember 1995, lots of white dog shit.
kindof wish now you did look that up!
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24th April 2003, 5:27pm
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#15 | | The General
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| well, i found out today you can get chocolate flavoured water
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