New Job New Teeth New Band

[Mrhopeless]

Anyone know what happened to me at Southern Electric? I worked for a solid week after an intensive three day training course and then after an arguement with the managers son I was informed that the whole work team had been sacked not told and therefore had to keep working blindly thinking that we were gonna get payed where in actual fact it was almost like charity time trying to convince old people to swap their billing contract to Southern Electric. I thought I quit, turns out since I only had verbal contracts from known liars I was never really hired. Those cunts still owe me £270 and other workers (two of which are young fathers) far more money.

My new job that I should be starting as soon as I return from Norway will be at Domino's Pizza! I already signed a contract so that cant fuck me up much.

Anyone know what happened to me the day before the training course with Southern Electric? I was eating sweets and ripped a front tooth Vertically in half. Didn't hurt much but had to get over a lifelong tooth phobia in 6 hours and have some old guy stick his fists in my mouth. I now have to goto the dentist on and off for a year to get my whole mouth fixed. Its not to bad, Since i get sedated its like being absolutley waisted while some guy gives you a root canal, infact thats exactly what it is! I got my 4 front teeth filled in, feeling better in my own jaws.

Anyone know I'm still in death metalers Nails of Christ? (www.nailsofchrist.co.uk). Well on top of that I had a first practice with my new band that sounds like a combination of Minor Threat, Muse and Marylon Manson. If theres anyone who would like to sing for this monster email me at unity_in_the_uk@hotmail.co.uk



Damn have I had a funny 2 weeks in Newcastle. I was also in London monday night seeing Bad Religion! They were fucking amazing as expected. The problem was...Kerry (my girfriend) and I booked two beds in a dorm in a hostel, we shared with this other couple. As boring as they were they weren't really offensive or hateable which is always good. But I sleepwalk quite alot and that night was just another roaming night. I woke up to Kerry yelling "What the fuck are you doing!!?!" and I looked down. I was holding one of the other couples bag's and looking through it and yelling "where are the bills?". I think I went through all of their stuff and they woke up to catch me. I think I then ran away cos I woke up in the hostel showers. Later that night I apparently sat for a stretch of time looking at the other guy sleeping there. Well he was awake and not sure what to do. Why did I give them my email address? I think I'm going to start chaining myself up when sleeping, an old flatmate slept in my flat last week and he said I was in his room when he was asleep, I cant remember. Infact, that happened when a girl I know slept over too. Dear god, what do i do to people?

Next week I'm sleeping in Norway for five nights with kerry's father, uncle and gran. Kerry's father put us in Shotgun Engagement at the age of 18 and since then the goverment put us in a state of Shotgun Marriage. Damnit. Its like we get all the downfall's and legal damning as a real couple but if we die and Kerry's catholic dad is right we still goto hell. I think this might be the week I get the much talked about engagement ring off Kerry's gran, she's been saying she's gonna give it to me since we signed the lease a while ago. Even in this state of shotgun engagement and make believe goverment regulated marriage Kerry and I aren't aloud to sleep in the same room. I'm definatly gonna chain myself up when I sleep over there.


Fuck that was a long post, I should post here more regulary.

[esperant]

you should get some drink mate.

[puggso_32]

Mind if I say I was pissing myself during the whole sleep walking part? When you said you where sitting their staring at the guy I got an image of you being like Gollum from Lord Of The Rings. How come I have slept in the same room as your at least 3 times and none of this has happened? I want it to happen, come stay with me!!!!

Should we all fill in our life stories for the present then? Ach well why not.

I don't have uni and I don't have a job and the only chance of my hole is in the south of france for a year as part of her course!

Oh yeah...yaG recording a mini album on Monday.

PS - Dan we would probbaly be right up for that gig btw, just need a date sorted.

[Mrhopeless]

oh ok, if you give me a date I'll see what I can do.

Yeah the sleepwalking or the tooth story is either the funniest thing to happen to me yet. Last night apparently I just sat on the floor talking jibberish to myself before I woke kerry and she told me to come back to bed. I cant remember.

Who's in France?

[puggso_32]

The girl who plays the pipes the kerry knows....don't worry though, we kinda broke up today (kinda being that we never really spoke about if we an actual couple of anything).

Also now recording on saturday.

[Mrhopeless]

well that just sucks. come to newcastle and seduce some niave metalhead...so easy.

[puggso_32]

I'm done with goerdie accents for a while!

[DoNotResus]

I'm back online!! yay thank fuckity fuck

Finish part time work forever a week today, then start my new job on the 27th yay!!!

[puggso_32]

Get yer location changed Dave!!!

[Mrhopeless]

i think I start my new job on wednesday, i hope.

[puggso_32]

I still don't have a job, it's great.

[Mrhopeless]

i didnt start my job on wednesday. Infact, tomorrow is another wednesday, we can only hope.

[puggso_32]

I pray for you

I deal with uni tomorrow, doing icebreakers and stuff for first years. £6 an hour is why I'm doing it. Enrol on Thursday then normality resumes next tuesday.

These last 5 months have been something special.

[Mrhopeless]

you get five months off?

I came in to enroll today, Apparently now I'm a registered dyslexic and they dont know how many kids i have.

Oh i started work in dominos the other day.

[DoNotResus]

I once lost a high profile job at Dominos, when I went down everyone came down with me