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11th September 2005, 7:58am
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#1 | | Implied Idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Paisley
Posts: 3,917
| Making an Arse of myself
Is something that I'm very good at..
Last night we had our flat warming (your invitation was probably eaten by a postal moth) and I got very drunk, threw up and passed out about 2am....
I have a feeling Jen won't be speaking to me in a calm manner later.
Why is beer like heroin in that its a bit moreish? | 
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11th September 2005, 10:16am
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#2 | | Tìr mo ghràidh
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Big City
Posts: 38,571
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
*shrugs* I wouldnt worry too much about it. | |
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11th September 2005, 1:44pm
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#3 | | Shemale in drag
Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Behind the Jail
Posts: 1,897
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
Drink vodka dave, it does everything beer does with less chance of vomit!
And it wouldn't be a house warming unless a carpet got stained in any manner. | |
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11th September 2005, 5:39pm
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#4 | | Implied Idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Paisley
Posts: 3,917
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
we got two blackcurrant cordial stains on our carpet, but luckily its not a cream carpet like in Govan | |
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11th September 2005, 11:05pm
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#5 | | Shemale in drag
Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Behind the Jail
Posts: 1,897
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
If it was burgandy that would be really handy. | |
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11th September 2005, 11:13pm
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#6 | | Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 28,006
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
Move a sofa over it. | |
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12th September 2005, 1:35am
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#7 | | Shemale in drag
Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Behind the Jail
Posts: 1,897
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
That is smart thinking there. | |
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12th September 2005, 1:36am
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#8 | | because we care
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: nr livingston
Posts: 13,034
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
ahh but how do u explain the moving sofa?
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Originally Posted by Vonnie  *Blaine* - He's like the Grampa who sits and reads the paper and occasionally interjects with Grampa-like outbursts. | | |
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12th September 2005, 2:01am
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#9 | | I see your revolution
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hell in a wheelbara
Posts: 4,793
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
funshweeeeeee thats how!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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12th September 2005, 2:06am
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#10 | | Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 28,006
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
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Originally Posted by *blaine* ahh but how do u explain the moving sofa? | Three magic words, 'I was drunk~!' | |
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12th September 2005, 9:51pm
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#11 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: greenock
Posts: 2,410
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
my flatwarming was great.
6 people sitting in a room with far too much alcohol to count.
3 naked guys by 1 in the morning.
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13th September 2005, 1:48pm
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#12 | | Shemale in drag
Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Behind the Jail
Posts: 1,897
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
Yes, that sounds awsome!
Any pics? | |
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20th September 2005, 12:41pm
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#13 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: greenock
Posts: 2,410
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
well two of them ended up down at the quayside naked for some big art pic. you know the ones im on about. I didnt go cos i couldnt be fucked.
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20th September 2005, 9:53pm
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#14 | | Shemale in drag
Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Behind the Jail
Posts: 1,897
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
I actually saw that in the paper, over that mad well known bridge or something. | |
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26th September 2005, 9:15am
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#15 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: greenock
Posts: 2,410
| Re: Making an Arse of myself
yeah, it was my old flatmate and this 7 foot goth i was hanging around who went and did it.
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