Welcome to the EL BASTARDOS forum...

[MarkMono]

...enjoy your stay.

El Bastardos are a one-piece power-pop band from Glasgow with nuances of punk, metal and electro.

Currently booking shows in and around Glasgow, working on mixing our first EP (Demo's from which can be found on the bands Myspace) and casually looking around for musicians with which to build a killer live band.

(This way, people who have no interest in listening to us can block this forum.)

[¡Punk!]

Get a fancy new skin on here

[MarkMono]

Man, I can do that, can't I?

Now whats more garish than the Firebrand Boy forum? THE POWER!


(Hmm, now how do I do it?)

[¡Punk!]

The type of purple Prince would think twice about wearing, custard yellow and the brightest green known to man.

[MarkMono]

I was thinking more educational institution sawdust with a bit of sick in it.

Not sure I even have the power to do it, might have to ask a grown-up. GYP!

[Obsidian]

How many El Bastardos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[MarkMono]

I give up, how many El Bastardos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Treetop Flyer]

None. El Bastardos le miran en la noche

[MarkMono]

We do indeed, mainly due to a mixture of carrots and an accident with some psychedelic mushrooms.