Germany vs Turkey. Semi final 1. 25/6

[Westy]

Before Stew jumps in with his pishy thread titles. He'd no doubt have named it something like "Germany, can the last minute Turks halt them?" or some pish. Fuck you Stew!

Anyway 7:45pm kick off. Looking foward to this one. I can't see past Germany and I hate to sound a bit cliche but Turkeys run has come to an end.

Turkey are missing a shitload (9 I think) of players including their keeper and starman Nihat Kahveci. Their coach even said their 3rd choice keeper could play as an out field sub. But I reckon thats pish. Can't see youse winning this you jammy cunts. I'll give them this though, they have made some highly exciting matches.

The mighty Germans however, will march onwards to the final. They're too strong for the Turks. And one of my fave players of the tournament, Bastian "Pig Farmer" Schweinsteiger, played outstanding in the QF's. Lahm, Ballack, Schweinsteiger, Hitzlsperger, Podolski and Metzelder will tear them apart.

3-0 Germany.



Gawn the Germany!

[endless psych]

I'm fairly sure Schweinsteiger is closer in meaning to pig-sticker then pig farmer.

But yeah Germany for this one.

Although that said I don't think Turkey have been relying on the quality of their players to see them this far so going on about how many are missing may be a red herring.

[Westy]

Pig climber, says the internet. I prefer pig farmer though.

[endless psych]

George Galloways former Languages teacher says "for all intents and purposes pig fucker".

Dunno if he's just a bit of a racist though. Or drunk for that matter.

[crazydiamond85]

pig foreman is what i got when attempting a free translation
but aye germany 2-0
podolski and klose
1 goal in each half

been good watching the turks, but lucks ran out

[Westy]

Main reason I want Germany to win is....the English hate the Germans. The commentators were so biased towards Portugal in the QF's just cause the wee dick Ronaldo was in the Portugal team. Germany winning the whole thing is a belter of a way of getting it right up them when they aren't even there.

Go ze Germans.

[slicer]

A win for Germany would be good shit

[Jaemi]

Turks with 13 players available for selection, nae bother.
Yet another professional performance from the germans should see this one away.
2-1

[endless psych]

Quick someone start a stopwatch!

We must know how many more minutes Turkey have been ahead!

[Syxx]

Fucking yas. Germany haven't turned up. 2-1 this finishes.

[Rhythm Junkie]

Ooh - this is gonna get interesting

That was a helluva goal

[Syxx]

Turkey, despite being in the semifinals, have only been ahead of any of their games for 30 minutes.

[The_librarian]

Nah over all its Thirteen min, 4 this time and 9 from previous games

[Warlord]

Aye, four minutes. Mon the Deutschland!

[Syxx]

Must have misheard Motty.