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			<title>Larkfield, Greenock</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:38:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I check this everytime I'm online.

The article for Larkfield, Greenock on Wikipedia has been being used for months now in a flame war between the rival neds

Cracks me up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larkfield,_Greenock]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I check this everytime I'm online.<br />
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The article for Larkfield, Greenock on Wikipedia has been being used for months now in a flame war between the rival neds<br />
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Cracks me up<br />
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			<dc:creator>¡Punk!</dc:creator>
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			<title>happy birthday rio ohki!</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:06:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Image: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-kitten-counts-age.jpg 

i'll leave all the soppy shit for later. my scottface is 25 today. wish him many happy returns and aw that.  :)]]></description>
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i'll leave all the soppy shit for later. my scottface is 25 today. wish him many happy returns and aw that.  :)</div>

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			<title>How to peel a banana</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:11:59 GMT</pubDate>
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YouTube- how to peel a banana.wmv]]></description>
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			<dc:creator>Ghostsuit</dc:creator>
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			<title>how i can play flash games through blocked server?</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:41:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[at work. bored. was playing 'desktop defence' yesterday that kept me occupied but its blocked today. so is everything else im trying. any way i can get round this?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>at work. bored. was playing 'desktop defence' yesterday that kept me occupied but its blocked today. so is everything else im trying. any way i can get round this?</div>

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			<dc:creator>JZY</dc:creator>
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			<title>Is this forum dying a death or what?</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:40:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Is it just me or is it drastically less popular than it was 2 or 3 years ago? Hit us up with some stats Forbsy!</description>
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			<dc:creator>disolved_girl</dc:creator>
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			<title>Fancy A Kebab?</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:08:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>A Kebab made from dead russian tramp?


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			<title>Taxi vs People carrier crash.</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:05:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Last night I was in a black cab heading home with my boyfriend and a woman ran a red light in which we ploughed into the side of her. (Note she was going at least 30mph, taxi not so much.)
This then caused me to fly off the seat, face plant the partition and end up on the floor, completely confused...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Last night I was in a black cab heading home with my boyfriend and a woman ran a red light in which we ploughed into the side of her. (Note she was going at least 30mph, taxi not so much.)<br />
This then caused me to fly off the seat, face plant the partition and end up on the floor, completely confused and I had to ask what had just happened.<br />
She completely denies that it was a red light, pointing to the now green light where she came from. COURSE IT'S GREEN NOW YOU IDIOT. YOU CAME THROUGH A RED ONE 30 SECONDS AGO. Police came, etc etc and I was sent on my way.<br />
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I now have the most painful mouth ever and I have to get an xray on my teeth :( and my right side is sore.<br />
I'd love to claim just because the woman was such a tool but I wasn't wearing a seat belt so no chance. Needed to rant about it because it makes me so angry that she denied it when she was probably too busy blabbing to her pal and could have seriously hurt someone if she didn't hit us.<br />
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Would you ever claim if an you were in an accident 'Claims direct' style?</div>

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			<title>Tinfoil Hat Time</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:31:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Dun dun duuuuun!

Image: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2649/4108663505_0b5f5ba7d6_o.jpg 

Link...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Dun dun duuuuun!<br />
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			<dc:creator>LesMTS</dc:creator>
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			<title>Cheap glowsticks</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:05:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Where can I get these? Poundland?????????????????????????:flowers:</description>
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			<dc:creator>Mrs.Evil of Hesselink</dc:creator>
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			<title>dial a booze v3.00</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:56:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[does any one have the number?

Pete and jen and pam and byran & brian]]></description>
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Pete and jen and pam and byran &amp; brian</div>

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			<dc:creator>katinacooker</dc:creator>
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			<title>German fork lift driver (hilarious, gory, NSFW)</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:02:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[YouTube- German Forklift Training Video (funny)
There's subbed and dubbed versions about but it's just as good without that. Be warned, it starts off extremely dull, by about 2 minutes in though it's getting better and by the end....well I won't spoil it!]]></description>
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			<dc:creator>Addy</dc:creator>
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			<title>That Movie Cobra..</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:15:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[This is been annoying me for ages, I was watching that movie Cobra.
What's the name of the cunt that's in it?

Sylvester ....?!?!]]></description>
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What's the name of the cunt that's in it?<br />
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Sylvester ....?!?!</div>

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			<dc:creator>Jaemi</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA["Thatcher has died"]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:18:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Poor kitty.

(sorry to get you all excited)


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*A misconstrued text message announcing the passing of a beloved pet has sparked a flurry of diplomatic activity in Canada.*

The country's transport minister sent a message reading: "Thatcher has died". Conservative...]]></description>
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(sorry to get you all excited)<br />
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				<div style="font-style:italic"><b>A misconstrued text message announcing the passing of a beloved pet has sparked a flurry of diplomatic activity in Canada.</b><br />
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The country's transport minister sent a message reading: &quot;Thatcher has died&quot;. Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper was soon informed that 84-year-old former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher had passed away. <br />
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But it was actually John Baird's beloved cat, named after his political heroine, who had died. <br />
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The confusion spread around a gala event in Toronto, where some 1,700 luminaries were gathered at a black tie event.<br />
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   Calls to puzzled officials in both 10 Downing Street and Buckingham Palace followed. </div>
			
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			<title><![CDATA[We didn't start the flame war.]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:02:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>monkey star</dc:creator>
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			<title>so whats this teeth whitening secret</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:55:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[that the dentist wont tell you?

dont be fooled etc.

seeing the spam/banners everywhere and i wanna know what it 'supposedly' is without clicking.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>that the dentist wont tell you?<br />
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dont be fooled etc.<br />
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seeing the spam/banners everywhere and i wanna know what it 'supposedly' is without clicking.</div>

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