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28th March 2003, 11:48pm
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#16 | | Ain't Your Fairytale
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| Aye
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28th March 2003, 11:53pm
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#17 | | Registered User
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| Right then. I'm gonna teach you. Ok?!
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28th March 2003, 11:58pm
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#18 | | Ain't Your Fairytale
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| All i can say is, good luck, you are going to need it
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29th March 2003, 12:01am
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#19 | | Registered User
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| Hey, I'm a great teacher! I explained Einsteins Theory of Relativity to a 3rd year in 20 minutes and she understands it completely!
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29th March 2003, 12:08am
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#20 | | Ain't Your Fairytale
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| In that case, teach me higher chemistry in two days and then i will believe
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29th March 2003, 12:11am
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#21 | | Registered User
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| Can't do that. I can only teach things I know about. I'm a master at physics and biking. Is that my trumpet I hear?
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29th March 2003, 12:21am
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#22 | | Ain't Your Fairytale
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| I do believe it is.
Well, i could offer to teach you about rugby
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29th March 2003, 12:26am
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#23 | | Registered User
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| Em, no thanks. I don't really fancy the idea of being pummeled by big burly men.
That sounds dodgy. It isn't.
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29th March 2003, 12:37am
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#24 | | Ain't Your Fairytale
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| Being booted in the head, dodgy?
Never! 
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30th March 2003, 12:25am
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#25 | | Registered User
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| Umm, ok, *backs away*
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31st March 2003, 10:50am
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#26 | | Registered User
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| i just remembered a funny one, i got my new bike (a few years ago) and its got those funny new rotational gear thingies, so i get onto the road, look at the greas trying to figure out how to work them, and end off flying over a parked car 4 doors down 
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31st March 2003, 10:50am
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#27 | | Registered User
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| Quote: Originally posted by Abstinence Hey, I'm a great teacher! I explained Einsteins Theory of Relativity to a 3rd year in 20 minutes and she understands it completely! | how can it take 20 minutes? the theory itself is simple, if you tought the calculations as we'll i'd be more than impressed  |
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31st March 2003, 11:48am
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#28 | | Registered User
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| It was just the theory
Damn you Murray! I seemed all smart and wonderful for a wee while there
Rotational gears? You mean twist grip?
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31st March 2003, 2:23pm
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#29 | | Registered User
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| damned if i know, you twist them round the hand grip thingy to change gear
and isnt the theory just:
"if A is moving 5mph -> and B is moving 5mph <- then B is moving 10mph relative to A" or so.
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31st March 2003, 2:55pm
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#30 | | Call of the...
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| I went biking with my dad and brother over soem forrest in england, SO ANYWAY my bike was a bit low on the break factor and were flyign over all sorts of hills and what not. MY bro stopped at the toip of one hil, but i went down a wee one and upto my brother, couldnt break obv so i jsut continued.
BUT.
the next "hill" was actually a flight of liek 50 concrete stairs, i got down liek 10 and then fell off. Had my shirt off kos it was a sunny day and i wa sso fuckign mauled. Broke my collar bone, basically half my back was ripped ot shreds, as was my shoulders and right arm, horrible and sore. Its all healed happened years ago, but my shoulders still a bit scarred and you can still feel the lump were my collar bone snapped then grew back in , heres a diagram :P |
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