Worst injuries

Sebb™ · 17th March 2005, 2:37pm

Ever fucked up and really hurt yourself?

17th March 2005, 2:39pm

Shattered my foot 2 years ago coming off a trampoline mid somersault, broke my foot again a few weeks ago doing the self same thing. Broke my wrist and nose playing lacrosse and hockey...

Think that's about it for the sports related ones - broke loads of other bones though

The Continental · 17th March 2005, 2:44pm

I pulled a pot of boiling casserole over myself when I was in my baby walker a few years ago. I can't remember it but I probably did't enjoy it.

Pantgirl · 17th March 2005, 2:49pm

split my head open by being chased by my sister round the hoose - cue me tripping and flying into the edge of a doorway. Blood eeeeverywhere apparently...this happened when i was very wee so luckily I can't remember it. Still have the Harry Potter-esque scar on ma neep

**Kenny Everett** · 17th March 2005, 2:51pm

I cracked a rib while doing a totally bodacious and radical skydive.

Who am I kidding, I've never even skinned a knuckle at dominoes

Dyno · 17th March 2005, 2:54pm

Never broke a bone, never had more than a scratch.

flying_rat · 17th March 2005, 3:27pm

sprained my ankle skiing down the stairs when i was bout 5. why i got bought skis is beyond me but they got taken off me shortly after that.

**djtoast** · 17th March 2005, 3:30pm

broke my arm but although i spent six months in plaster it never really hurt that much.

i've sprained my ankles three times, and that REALLY hurt, massively.

Strider C.R.U.X. · 17th March 2005, 3:30pm

Hmm, off the top of my head

Shot myself in the head with an Assualt Rifle - No kidding, was years ago when I was in the cadets, no-one told me the rifle was right hand use only, so as soon as I open fire about 5 red hot casings fly right into my eye, thats where I got the dashing scar next to my left eye

Broke both my ankles jumping over the fence on North Fredrick Street thinking it to be a 5 foot drop, it was a 30 foot drop, the end

Punching a crash mat in PE back at school and looking on in wonder and terror as three of my knuckles split open to reveal whitey whitey bone, lovely

PieceOnKeys · 17th March 2005, 3:34pm

Broke a couple of ribs playing american football when I was 17. Only my 2nd game for the team as well.

**djtoast** · 17th March 2005, 4:25pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strider C.R.U.X.

Broke both my ankles jumping over the fence on North Fredrick Street thinking it to be a 5 foot drop, it was a 30 foot drop, the end

i'm wincing like i winced when i watched THAT scene in Misery.

ooohya

Kenny · 17th March 2005, 4:28pm

No one noticed this was in the extreme sports forum, then?

**djtoast** · 17th March 2005, 4:30pm

my injuries redefined the sports i was playing at the time as extreme versions, in my view!

Fenntastic · 17th March 2005, 4:36pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strider C.R.U.X.

Hmm, off the top of my head

Shot myself in the head with an Assualt Rifle - No kidding, was years ago when I was in the cadets, no-one told me the rifle was right hand use only, so as soon as I open fire about 5 red hot casings fly right into my eye, thats where I got the dashing scar next to my left eye

Broke both my ankles jumping over the fence on North Fredrick Street thinking it to be a 5 foot drop, it was a 30 foot drop, the end

Punching a crash mat in PE back at school and looking on in wonder and terror as three of my knuckles split open to reveal whitey whitey bone, lovely

im not surprised by any of those, steve.

tw199y · 17th March 2005, 9:38pm

worest ive had is when i went for a grind at the factory in dundee on my mates bmx, front peg slipped off, dugg into the concrete slamming the the handle bar into my abdomen. hurt like a bastard, and left a nice bruise but nuthin more, ive hard worse but thet arernt sports realted.