Quote:
Originally Posted by bunkmedal  Congratulations! You've scored a mammoth 12.289 on the "points missed to words written scale". A breakdown of the scoring system follows below:
X = Number of points missed in the original post. This is calculated by simple addition - "the urge to harm the child is being used figuratively to highlight the annoying nature of his/her actions" + "the child's poor grasp of English has nothing to do with the child being annoying"... and so on until a total is reached (in this case a respectable 467).
Y = Number of words written.
Formula: (X / Y = Final Score)
Calculation: 467 / 38 = 12.289 |
Tl;dr.
Bless. Do you feel a little bit better?
No point was missed.
Joe Spinebuster and myself find annoying plebs on Wikipedia by editing sneaky parts of pages amusing when we're on the internets for a few moments before bed or during the day while at work. I chose to continue the theme of 'wacky anarchy' by picking up on you mentioning you disliked kids shouting 'poo', welcome to the internets.
You don't find it funny, as you're probably one of the drones who believe that by editing the gigantic lazy-assed way to write an essay you're contributing something to society. This whole thread hit car-crash territory the minute young, naive,
Addy had his user-page posted up and most of us died a little inside.
You may continue to try and make
witty posts as a retort. I'll be over there in the corner with my rum.
