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11th June 2008, 1:32pm
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#751 | | Been runnin'
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) Quote:
Originally Posted by mr sexual i was goinae say there chris,.....this still makes me LOL
fucking minks hahahahahaha | Whats a mink?
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11th June 2008, 1:40pm
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#752 | | Registered User
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) Quote:
Originally Posted by Westy Whats a mink? | Mink: Someone who dosen't or cant afford to wash.
-- http://www.urbandictionary.com/ |
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11th June 2008, 1:43pm
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#753 | | 555-BALLING YO MOMA
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Y4LD3R$0N
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) Celtic supports then. haw haw haw. I joke.
but davis got a cheek he's from bellsmire |
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11th June 2008, 1:45pm
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#754 | | Been runnin'
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) I thought he was from Dumbarton.
And mink is such a awful word. I've never heard it getting used much.
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11th June 2008, 1:46pm
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#755 | | 555-BALLING YO MOMA
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) Mink coat. |
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12th June 2008, 11:31am
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#756 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) DVD is now available for pre-order.
(Check the comments  ) http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/c...0019C3EQU/sr=8
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12th June 2008, 11:40am
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#757 | | EVIL/NICE.
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) Quote:
Originally Posted by djtoast | The comments on that are 'mazin!
Love this one: Quote:
In a wonder of cinematic ingenuity, the audience is left to ponder on the wider social effects created when a soccer side, aware of and cynical about their own lack of ability, are eventually exposed as the charlatans they undoubtedly are. As the team wilt on the park, as their support does in the stadium, the informed viewer is fully aware of the mayhem unfolding elsewhere.
While the screen offers limp images of surrender, the unstated knowledge that a horde of barbarians are creating havoc once again engenders a certain tension between the seen and unseen, the observed and denied.
The power of this release is best appreciated as an epistomological triumph. If a bear shiits in Picadilly Square while everyone is rioting, well, what's another turd?
| IMDB synopses right there... 
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12th June 2008, 11:45am
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#758 | | Oh Captain My Captain
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) Quote:
Originally Posted by djtoast | Some of those are brilliant. Quote: |
Settled down to watch this and just before the big match started the screen went blank. As you can imagine this was very upsetting. Fortunately I had drank quite a few bottles of lager by this point and as it is a well known fix for TV screens breaking down I started to lob them at the TV.
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12th June 2008, 12:32pm
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#759 | | FUCKING WERCK?!
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) The simplest ones are the always the best. Quote:
"10 minutes of football highlights in an 90 minute game
The dvd was colin nish."
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12th June 2008, 12:56pm
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#760 | | 4444
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) Quote:
Originally Posted by Draven The comments on that are 'mazin!
Love this one:
IMDB synopses right there...  | haha, that's a fucking cracker  |
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15th June 2008, 9:06am
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#761 | | Shaming the Devil
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) http://www.manchester.gov.uk/downloa...h_May_2008.pdf
Here's the official report from Manc.
One part that caught my eye was 11.5:
"At 11.30am there was the first report of anti-social behaviour – missiles being
thrown at the stage and the first reported fight between fans. The first act on
stage lasted only 20 minutes out of the 45 minutes scheduled because they
were pelted with cans and coins. No other acts performed on stage that day
for safety reasons."
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15th June 2008, 10:30am
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#762 | | FUCKING WERCK?!
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) ....aye, I know but it 'wuz stull the screenz fault!!'
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15th June 2008, 1:45pm
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#763 | | Disgustingly Endearing
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) Quote:
Originally Posted by XMachina http://www.manchester.gov.uk/downloa...h_May_2008.pdf
Here's the official report from Manc.
One part that caught my eye was 11.5:
"At 11.30am there was the first report of anti-social behaviour – missiles being
thrown at the stage and the first reported fight between fans. The first act on
stage lasted only 20 minutes out of the 45 minutes scheduled because they
were pelted with cans and coins. No other acts performed on stage that day
for safety reasons." |
That's not true, at all. There was a band playing right up until kickoff.
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15th June 2008, 2:11pm
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#764 | | Im yer da
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) LOL at rangers/there fans/westy being a mink
HAIL HAIL to me being from bellsmyre and all who left comments on amazon
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15th June 2008, 2:18pm
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#765 | | Been runnin'
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| Re: Zenit St. Petersburg Vs Rangers (UEFA Cup Final) Hail hail? Away to fuck.
"I leave comments on Amazon. I am the great Davi, watch me go"
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