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19th June 2009, 6:03pm
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#331 | | [Patter Master]
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Paisley
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| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
that red top, hhhmmmmm
looks awfully like a St Mirren away top
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19th June 2009, 6:06pm
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#332 | | Dean Keenan Fan Club
Join Date: May 2001 Location: ail symudiad
Posts: 22,819
| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
Classy looking Burnley kit Quote:
Originally Posted by crazydiamond85  that red top, hhhmmmmm
looks awfully like a St Mirren away top | Nah. It's not got a junkie in it.
Also this isn't a new kit but a new release by MSV Duisburg. Just a retro kit they've put on sale. I want it. 
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20th June 2009, 8:07am
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#333 | | Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 1,073
| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
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Originally Posted by ¡Punk! Gotta love that Cltyde have three keeper tops and no keepers | Yes...but we do have a 16 year old centre midfielder and a 17 year old striker. Wonder if Surridge is also making the home, away and gk in youth sizes for the team.  | 
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20th June 2009, 9:40am
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#334 | | Dean Keenan Fan Club
Join Date: May 2001 Location: ail symudiad
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| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
There's a brilliant photo kicking about of Graeme Ballantyne. A kieeper we signed from Rangers as a youth. He was about 15 or something, he only stayed six months, but he got a photo on the team squad photos and he looked like when yer missus puts on your football top to sleep in. Always cracked me up
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22nd June 2009, 11:42am
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#335 | | i ♥ distortion
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: avoidin threads
Posts: 2,911
| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
newcastle away. there's something about it i quite like.  | |
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22nd June 2009, 11:59am
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#336 | | Al Queda Pish
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Muppet Lab
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| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
I don't know why and I don't even know what I mean by this but that just screams 'championship' to me.
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22nd June 2009, 12:12pm
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#337 | | 啼米
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Coatbridge
Posts: 17,849
| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
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Originally Posted by stef4 newcastle away. there's something about it i quite like. | The guy in it?
Looks awful imo.
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22nd June 2009, 12:37pm
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#338 | | i ♥ distortion
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22nd June 2009, 2:17pm
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#339 | | The man from Del Monte
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Plantation
Posts: 9,757
| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
that's approaching that Partick Thistle strip level of sweety-wrapper garishness.
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23rd June 2009, 10:50pm
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#340 | | ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP!
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: 308
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| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
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Originally Posted by stef4 newcastle away. there's something about it i quite like. | 
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23rd June 2009, 11:02pm
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#341 | | Hammer Smashed Face
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
Posts: 29,032
| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
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24th June 2009, 8:48am
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#342 | | i ♥ distortion
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: avoidin threads
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| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
aye, that's it! solero! | |
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26th June 2009, 3:28pm
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#343 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 28,494
| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
 Quote: NEWCASTLE ALIENATE REMAINING FANS WITH NEW AWAY KIT
THE Newcastle United board has decided to alienate its few remaining fans with a new away kit that looks like a boiled sweet made from urine.
The kit was designed by lifelong Sunderland fan Tom Logan, who said he spent weeks searching for just the right shades of yellow.
He added: "I wanted something that said 'p*ss', but combined both the pale yellow of a poor person who drinks too much with the dark yellow of a person who buys rich food that they can't really afford."
The kit will go on sale next week, priced to meet the value for money expectations of gullible, colour-blind halfwits.
Meanwhile the board hopes its latest move will constitute the final straw so the club can finally be wound down and sold off at a car-boot sale in Whitley Bay.
Chairman Mike Ashley said: "I'll be honest, at this point we're so brassic we're accepting Nectar Points and handjobs just to make ends meet."
He added: "It's been tough - re-employing Keegan, absurdly expensive season tickets, Dennis Wise - but this should finally enable me to flatten St James's Park and use the land for raising goats."
Defender Steven Taylor, who modelled the strip, said: "This is possibly the biggest tit I've felt since joining Newcastle, and I spend most of the season being dumped on my arse while the opposition hoof the ball into the roof of the net."
Newcastle fan Martin Bishop added: "I've followed the Toon since Jackie Milburn but if I go around wearing that, people will automatically think I've just escaped from a parade that celebrates alternative lifestyles."
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30th June 2009, 3:00pm
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#344 | | i ♥ distortion
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30th June 2009, 3:39pm
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#345 | | El Chupa Libre
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: A Strange Bed
Posts: 31,568
| Re: New Kits 2009/2010
That'll be getting bought..
Worst kept secret ever btw..
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