Champions League Bingo (feel free to add in your own shouts)

[¡Punk!]

Basically a drinking game. Have a drink when you hear/see any of these

Ronaldo shoots from 30 yards and it goes miles wide/over and the commentator says "Well we know he can score from there"

Cuts to Fletcher looking sad

Rooney argues with the ref. Make it double if the commentator says "he has to be careful"

A drink ANYTIME we get a useless piece of information that is used as an "omen" eg: "Last time a team from Manchester played in Rome with a black centreback who's first name is a Spanish word for a body of water Barcelona beat Atletico Madrid 8-0" (this refers to Stockport playing Cisco Roma with Mer O'Higgins at the back in 1267)

Anytime the phrases "Catalan Giants, Champions of England v Champions of Spain, Going for the treble, The Beautiful Game or Messi v Ronaldo" are uttered.

Whenever Puyol or Touré make the slightest of errors it's put down to them "playing out of position". Must down your drink and throw the glass at the telly if Andy Townsend says it at half time.

Ji-Sung Park being referred to as a "surprise choice" to start

Anytime the word "diminutive" is used to describe anyone in Barca's midfield

If van der Sar is referred to as "the best keeper in the world"
If Ferdinand is referred to as "the best defender in the world"
If Evra is referred to as "the best left back in the world"
If Iniesta is referred to as "the best midfielder in the world"
If anyone is referred to as "the best player in the world"

If Pele appears at any point.

If a Catalan beauty is shown on camera and pouts

If a Mancunian slapper is shown on camera and jiggles her tits

Any reference to Busby's Babes

Any reference to Cruyff's Dream Team

Commentator's pointing out that Chelsea would be here if it weren't for "controversial refereeing"

[PAPA LAZEROU]

Holy shit man......if anyone plays this game they will be pished tae fuck after about five minutes lol

[Dr Strange]

if drogba is mentioned someone out of the party you are sitting with must down everything on the table/what everone else is drinking then storm of in what looks like a huff only to got to fridge/bar and refresh everyones drink ... a dive it optional if you want

[¡Punk!]

Shug wins. Only if while downing/refreshing he keeps shouting at everyone else calling them all fucking cheats

[Dr Strange]

Originally Posted by ¡Punk!

Shug wins. Only if while downing/refreshing he keeps shouting at everyone else calling them all fucking cheats

excellent addition

[Timmy]

If EPL is refferred to as the best league in the world.

and if andy townsend pulls out that fucking tv and starts gigging things about.

If andy gray is commentating i suggest finishing your drink when he says "take a bow son".

[kimzor]

Originally Posted by Timmy

If andy gray is commentating i suggest finishing your drink when he says "take a bow son".

Hate that.

[Syxx]

When Dani Alves makes a ridiculous dive/hacks someone and whinges afterwards.

Take a drink everytime the word History/historic is mentioned.

[¡Punk!]

Alves aint playing

If he dives I'm drinking bleach

[Timmy]

Should have a drink everytime the Man utd fans were silent.


You'd have been pished 10 minutes in.

[Dr Strange]

Originally Posted by Timmy

Should have a drink everytime the Man utd fans were silent.


You'd have been pished 10 minutes in.

or man utd played a bad pass

[Timmy]

Least we won't need to listen to "champions of england, champions of europe" anymore.