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15th August 2006, 3:27pm
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#31 | | I hate your band SuperMod
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds  Which questions are you tired of hearing at work, which ones really get on your tits? | It’s not really a question … but “I don’t like it” really bugs me. How many times do I need to explain that what I’m proposing isn’t for you, it’s for your customers. You fucking fuckwit. Also, no—I don’t care if your wife thinks blue would look better. Your wife isn’t the intended audience either. Fuck off, do as you’re told, sit back and wait for profits to roll in.
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15th August 2006, 3:34pm
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#32 | | Is it bad that I..... ?
Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sunny Glasvegas
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
Urgh so many things...
Customer: Sorry what's your name?
Me: Sara
Customer: Sarah?
Me: No Sara, S A R A
Customer: Ok Fara/Sarah/Dara/Cara/Zara
Argh, it's not hard to get my name right!
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Start the car, I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold, but the piano’s hot
It’s just a noisy hall where there’s a nightly brawl
And all...
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15th August 2006, 3:38pm
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#33 | | \\ Tuning in
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Posts: 7,235
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"its a bit wet today" - as im standing dripping on their doorstep
"its really hot today" - as im standing dripping on their doorstep
"are their any cheques for me?"- i dont know. if i opened yr mail i'd get fired
"dont bring me any bills today!" - i used to do that fake laugh you do, the HAhaha. now i tell them to stop buying things. You dont buy things, you dont get bills
"you got any giros for me today?"
"yr running late today, arent you?" - yes, thats why i look so pissed off.
what really bugs me is im never actually late, i just finish after their usual posties time, or i do the run differently to them so im at different streets at different times
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15th August 2006, 3:39pm
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#34 | | Strong protect the weak Admin
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"Forums shite tonight"
Let me think, posting that improved the content no bounds  .
P.s. ok so I don't technically hear it.
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Originally Posted by Spartacus Some people say he hasn't got feet but keeps a pair of dancing mice in his shoes instead...
Some people say he keeps a portrait in his attic which ages insead of him...
All we know, is he's called the Forbes | Sponsor Altnation
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15th August 2006, 3:40pm
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#35 | | I hate your band SuperMod
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
Sure you do. In your mind. At night. When you’re alone and the voices come …
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15th August 2006, 3:40pm
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#36 | | Failed Giant
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
you can go to braehead 
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15th August 2006, 3:40pm
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#37 | | 1 part bitch of eastwick Moderator
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by madvoice Urgh so many things...
Customer: Sorry what's your name?
Me: Sara
Customer: Sarah?
Me: No Sara, S A R A
Customer: Ok Fara/Sarah/Dara/Cara/Zara
Argh, it's not hard to get my name right! | i've had letters addressed to sahra and sahara.
what's so difficult about sara?!
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15th August 2006, 3:41pm
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#38 | | different kind of monster Moderator
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"Does it hurt?"
"Do you watch Miami ink?" | |
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15th August 2006, 3:42pm
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#39 | | genuinely retro Moderator
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
pupil: "can you fuck off?"
me: "eh, naw"
That's as bad as it gets. The wee darlings don't ask many questions.
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15th August 2006, 3:43pm
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#40 | | Is it bad that I..... ?
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by lirazel i've had letters addressed to sahra and sahara.
what's so difficult about sara?! | I know! I've people on the phone think my name is Sophie/Susan and all sorts! They just can't seem to understand 4 bleeding letters! Argh!
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Start the car, I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold, but the piano’s hot
It’s just a noisy hall where there’s a nightly brawl
And all...
that...
jazz
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15th August 2006, 3:44pm
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#41 | | No Gimmicks Needed
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
Is that yer girlfriend?
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15th August 2006, 3:47pm
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#42 | | You look lovely today. SuperMod
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Liverpool
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"Hi mate, can you do this *random job* for me? I need it done asap."
No, that's not my job, do your own bloody paperwork. | |
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15th August 2006, 3:50pm
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#43 | | Is it bad that I..... ?
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Posts: 11,697
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"what's a credit limit". Well it's pretty self explanatory idiots, whats so hard to understand about having a credit limit!
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Start the car, I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold, but the piano’s hot
It’s just a noisy hall where there’s a nightly brawl
And all...
that...
jazz
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15th August 2006, 3:51pm
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#44 | | Backwoods Motherfuckery
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
How much are your Tattoos?
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15th August 2006, 3:51pm
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#45 | | Strong protect the weak Admin
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by poprock Sure you do. In your mind. At night. When you’re alone and the voices come … | They say much worse things and I'm considering following the advice 
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Originally Posted by Spartacus Some people say he hasn't got feet but keeps a pair of dancing mice in his shoes instead...
Some people say he keeps a portrait in his attic which ages insead of him...
All we know, is he's called the Forbes | Sponsor Altnation
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