Things you're sick of hearing at work. - Page 51

Phantom Limb · 6th July 2007, 6:03pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pean

I hate when people come straight in the shop and ask you were the thing they are looking for is. Look first you lazy fucker.

Or the ones that say 'Excuse me, can I tell you what I'm looking for'
One day I will say 'No thanks cos I couldn't give a shit'

These coments are stupid. You are thick.

Warped · 6th July 2007, 6:04pm

"I want you to cum in my cunt"

fallen_nemesis · 6th July 2007, 6:08pm

this months favourites include by punters

"did that piercing not hurt?" not particularly
"is it through bone?" fucking spaz
"eeeeeeeeeeeewww, do you have your neck pierced?" no shit
"why?" why not
"do you know your hair's blue?" no shit sherlock
" would you like to meet me for a drink after work?" no
"why not, are you spoken for?" no. you're just a cock.

McClernon · 6th July 2007, 6:10pm

anything big brother related get a life

anything t in the park related i wouldn't even go if it was free and in my front garden the line up is absolutely howling

Rhythm Junkie · 6th July 2007, 6:13pm

my bosses voice

johnnie walker · 6th July 2007, 6:21pm

hmm, let me think.

"Can you make test calls?" no i fucking cant.
"Lets take that offline" its a fucking meeting not a computer.

There's a lot more that i cant recall just now. Pretty much every word that comes out of my bosses mouth.

Rhythm Junkie · 6th July 2007, 6:28pm

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Originally Posted by johnnie walker

Pretty much every word that comes out of anyones mouth.

melface · 7th July 2007, 10:51am

Pizza Hut:

"Do you do chips?"
No
"Why don't you do chips?"
...We just don't?

"Excuse me, my child has just vomited all over your restaurant."
...and?

"The men's toilets smell funny."
No shit, if you guys didn't piss on the walls it would probably smell ever so slightly different.

"Excuse me, waitress, I want a refill!"
I'M CARRYING TWO LARGE PIZZAS, GETTING SHOUTED AT BY VARIOUS PEOPLE AND THERE ARE TWO CHILDREN CLINGING TO MY LEGS, BUT OF COURSE, YES, LET ME JUST DROP EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU NEED A REFILL.

"A table for ten with two high-chairs and three prams. How long will that be? I'm in a hurry, you see."

"I booked a table here."
No, no you didn't book a table here. You booked a table at the OTHER Pizza Hut but you're such a dumbshit you can't tell the difference.

"Ho! Waitress!"
*shudder*

"Yeah, uh, how much do we have to pay each if we're splitting the bill between us? There's seven of us."
Do I look like a bloody calculator?

Okay, I'm done. That was rather stress-relieving.

Belushi · 8th July 2007, 12:34pm

"Get back to work"

Pretty much it for me.

Ace Merrill · 8th July 2007, 12:52pm

"Are you doing overtime tonight?" - NO

"Are you coming in at 8 tomorrow?" - NO

"How many have you done? Think you'll get 800 done before 5?" - NO

"Will I just bring some more through for you incase you finish that whole crate you have beside you?" -NO

"Have you heard from *insert name of one of my work friends* this morning? They still haven't shown up?" - No, I'm not the fucking boss why don't you phone them to see if they are coming in or not?!

"Where is Stacey?" - I don't know, I only sit beside her I don't fucking monitor her every move!!!

Abbey National sucks. Although after reading this thread I am very very glad I don't work with the public anymore.

Pean · 8th July 2007, 2:55pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

These coments are stupid. You are thick.

Who made you supreme ruler of the universe

Pean · 13th July 2007, 10:08pm

'Do you want a carrier bag'

'Yes if you have one'

'Of course I have one, I wasn't just having a wee joke'

wingwalker · 13th July 2007, 10:11pm

I'm sick of the awful playlist for the music in work that hasn't been changed in about 4 months. There's only so much Elliot Minor someone with a soul can handle.

Pean · 13th July 2007, 10:14pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by wingwalker

I'm sick of the awful playlist for the music in work that hasn't been changed in about 4 months. There's only so much Elliot Minor someone with a soul can handle.

The music in our shop is pish also. We had customers complaining about it today. It was driving them all out the shop. Great idea

ArtisticPenguin · 13th July 2007, 10:17pm

"ok thant's you if you'd liek to go round n sit in the orange chairs outside the room the dr will see you"......do they sit on the orange seat...do they fuck! they go back sit in waiting area then complain they have not been seen by dr.

drives u insane even when waiting area is other end of a long hallway for the dr-hence the chairs