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13th July 2007, 10:31pm
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#766 | | Pillowpants Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Granny Land
Posts: 16,653
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"How much would that operation cost? Ooh that is quite expensive"
Aye it is, tough shite. Either control your dog properly so you can get ear drops down or expensive op. Your call | 
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13th July 2007, 10:32pm
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#767 | | The one and only
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 852
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by ArtisticPenguin  "ok thant's you if you'd liek to go round n sit in the orange chairs outside the room the dr will see you"......do they sit on the orange seat...do they fuck! they go back sit in waiting area then complain they have not been seen by dr.
drives u insane even when waiting area is other end of a long hallway for the dr-hence the chairs | Some folk lack in the brain department though dont they  | |
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13th July 2007, 10:33pm
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#768 | | rebel hiss
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: SEXY PARTY!
Posts: 8,828
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
I hate people asking for help. I'm not feeling very helpful these days. | |
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13th July 2007, 10:34pm
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#769 | | Wallet Inspector
Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: On the Moon hangin with Mr Spoon.
Posts: 804
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
walking around KFC lobby with uniform on: "Excuse me! do you work here"  
All my bossie's: "I'm sorry we'll have to let you go" fuckers | |
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13th July 2007, 10:36pm
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#770 | | The one and only
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 852
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by NomadSoul walking around KFC lobby with uniform on: "Excuse me! do you work here"
All my bossie's: "I'm sorry we'll have to let you go" fuckers |
You should say 'No I don't' one day, just for a wee laugh  | |
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13th July 2007, 10:38pm
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#771 | | Meat Festival
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unsexy Manor
Posts: 6,403
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb These coments are stupid. You are thick. | I get this every day. What do these people want?
__________________ Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Dario It's not easy being greasy, you know. | | |
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13th July 2007, 10:47pm
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#772 | | The one and only
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 852
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Frankie LiDeo I get this every day. What do these people want? | That comment was aimed at me BTW the wee fucker  | |
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17th July 2007, 4:44pm
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#773 | | Well-intentioned ****wit
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: the attic!
Posts: 1,962
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"Ooh all the women have gone! We're free!" (said while I'm still there) "Oh no, all the women are coming back! Our freedom is at an end!" (still said while I'm still there) 
-pause- "...Er, Beshemoth, doll, you have the greatest set of pins to ever stride the face of thus cult, why don't you wear heels more often?"
Yeah, nice try, boss. You can't dig up.
My colleagues are so dead just as soon as I finish the laundry and scrubbing the kitchen...
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17th July 2007, 4:48pm
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#774 | | Kingpun
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Buried In Smoke
Posts: 12,837
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"You're own yourself again tonight"
I'm off until the 29th tho, and then I have only 3-4 weeks before i'm outta there for good
High-Five!
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17th July 2007, 4:57pm
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#775 | | Das ist technosex
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,884
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"do you have any promotional work in my area?" GET A REAL JOB
"i was just wondering if you fancied doing a bit of promotional work for us. its a wee bit short notice..." (i say this approximately 200 times a day and im sick of hearing myself).
"Dawn, you're going to have to work sunday again" gee, thanks. so that'll be 12 days without a day off, rocking.
"i dont have your contract with me. Can we sort it out tomorrow?" didn't you say that yesterday?
"i did some work for you in May. Why havn't I been paid?" because im almost certain im working for a shower of con artists, more fool us, eh?
I hate my job.  | |
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17th July 2007, 5:14pm
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#776 | | Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in a house
Posts: 1,166
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
In Indian accent - "Good afternoon i'm phoning from 3 mobile my name is John, could i interest yo......."
Never get to hear the rest i hang up but keep getting these calls.
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17th July 2007, 5:15pm
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#777 | | I'm Not Crying Wolf
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: queens park
Posts: 2,381
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"natalie if you could just....." if i just do everything hows that eh?
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17th July 2007, 5:16pm
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#778 | | Hiphopopotamus
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between 2 field
Posts: 20,469
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
'can i pay my bill'
'sure, what was the table number?'
'eh we had soup, then a baguette. and i had a coffee'
'WHAT WAS THE FUCKING TABLE NUMBER YOU ARSEHOLE? THERE ARE BILLIONS ON CHECKS ON THE BOARD. IM NOT LOOKING THROUGH EVERY SINGLE ONE TO FIND YOURS!!!!'
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17th July 2007, 6:12pm
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#779 | | Sandwichicon
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Scumbernauld
Posts: 4,282
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
'Why have you sent me a pin number? I don't have a new card yet. my cards not due to expire til the end of the month'
'Because we have to send the card BEFORE it expires and we have to send you a pin reminder'
next call
'WHY DON'T I HAVE MY CARD YET? IT'S GOING TO EXPIRE IN A MONTH AND I DON'T HAVE A NEW ONE. WWHHYYYY NOOOOTTTTT'
'Go shit yourself.'
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17th July 2007, 7:29pm
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#780 | | Caissa's DeathAngel
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Beneath a blade
Posts: 17,132
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
Emails which start with "Hi Lewis"
YES, my name in the list is Lewis, Adam, and yes, both my names are Christian names! But if my email address is Adam.Lewis@whatever, I'm signing my emails off with "Regards, Adam Lewis" and the first line of my email signature is Adam Lewis, why the fuck can you people not work out what way around my name is? So many people keep doing this
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