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9th August 2007, 6:49pm
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#796 | | Moment Ruiner
Join Date: Jun 2001
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Fenntastic  *customer comes in 20 minutes before closing*
me- 'just so you know the kitchen is now closed but we are still serving cakes and coffees'
them- 'oh, can we not get a panini or something?'
me- 'im afraid not, the panini machine is switched off coz it needs to cool before it gets cleaned'
them- 'so can we have a baked potato?'
me- 'as i said the kitchen is closed. the microwaves currently have cleaning solution all over them'
them- ' last week we were in at this time and got food'
me- 'well im sorry but the kitchen is closed'
them- 'oh well we'll just have cakes then' *proceeds to buy practically every cake we have*
theres not one night that the kitchen staff get away at 5, like they are meant to because theres so much cleaning to do at the end of the night. i think people think we'll stay there all night if we want. we close at half 4 and there were people still in the coffeeshop at 5.20 on monday and they wanted to buy more cakes. DIDNT YOU SEE ME PUT THEM ALL AWAY NEARLY AN HOUR AGO?!!??! I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!! | here, fenn. get a new job
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9th August 2007, 6:56pm
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#797 | | Hiphopopotamus
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between 2 field
Posts: 20,469
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
i think i might....
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Originally Posted by poprock Fenn’s the oldest of old school | Quote: |
Originally Posted by cupotea no one goes on a crazed rampage in quite the same way as Fenn | Quote: |
Originally Posted by triggerhappy Fenntastic - with the "I don't like you, you don't like me, who gives a fuck?" attitude | | |
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9th August 2007, 8:36pm
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#798 | | tear you apart
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: piano island
Posts: 22,510
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"Can you work on ___day?"
WHAT PART OF ME HAVING A WEEK OFF IS SO HARD TO GRASP?  | |
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9th August 2007, 9:07pm
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#799 | | Hiphopopotamus
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between 2 field
Posts: 20,469
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
my work know better than to phone me when im off, thankfully. ive only been phoned once coz they were desperate and i got triple time for it....
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Originally Posted by cupotea no one goes on a crazed rampage in quite the same way as Fenn | Quote: |
Originally Posted by triggerhappy Fenntastic - with the "I don't like you, you don't like me, who gives a fuck?" attitude | | |
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9th August 2007, 9:08pm
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#800 | | tear you apart
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: piano island
Posts: 22,510
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
A few times it's not even to ask me to work, it's to ask me where I am coz I'm in on the rota.
It's for effing exams - I'd RATHER be at work! | |
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9th August 2007, 10:34pm
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#801 | | Kingpun
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Buried In Smoke
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"Can you cover/swap my shift on *insert day here*"
Useless cunts.
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10th August 2007, 3:10pm
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#802 | | ...playground tactics...
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Manchester
Posts: 3,229
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"I think that person is infront of me"
im aware that that person is infront of you. They were infront of you when I served them 5 minutes ago. How dare you presume that I am so deficient that I can't tell whether someone standing at my counter infront of me has been served yet? Or did you just assume that I didn't like their shoes/shirt/eyes and decided to skip them and serve you instead first? *RAGE*
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10th August 2007, 3:12pm
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#803 | | Superhero.
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sandhurst.
Posts: 1,193
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"I don't think you're right for the job."
That got pretty old today.
First post, resignation.
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10th August 2007, 3:13pm
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#804 | | ...playground tactics...
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Manchester
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Poppy "I don't think you're right for the job."
That got pretty old today.
First post, resignation. | take a shit in their shoes
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10th August 2007, 3:14pm
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#805 | | Superhero.
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sandhurst.
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Rhythm Junkie take a shit in their shoes |
Oh I'm thinking about it.
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10th August 2007, 3:16pm
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#806 | | ...playground tactics...
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Poppy Oh I'm thinking about it. | well if you're already thinking about it you may aswell go the whole hog and take a shit in their lunches
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10th August 2007, 3:17pm
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#807 | | Superhero.
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sandhurst.
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
Haha, I'll see what I can muster on Monday. Perhaps deficate in the coffee machine?
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10th August 2007, 3:26pm
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#808 | | ...playground tactics...
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Poppy Haha, I'll see what I can muster on Monday. Perhaps deficate in the coffee machine? | nah they'll see that right off. Staffroom fridge where they keep their lunches. Nice turd in each box/packet/yoghurt. Sit back and smile in glee as their wee faces drop when the smell hits them as they open it.
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10th August 2007, 3:39pm
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#809 | | Superhero.
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sandhurst.
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Rhythm Junkie nah they'll see that right off. Staffroom fridge where they keep their lunches. Nice turd in each box/packet/yoghurt. Sit back and smile in glee as their wee faces drop when the smell hits them as they open it. | Possibly have a curry and A LOT to drink the day before, get that consistency everyone loves in their lunch.
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10th August 2007, 3:47pm
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#810 | | ...playground tactics...
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Poppy Possibly have a curry and A LOT to drink the day before, get that consistency everyone loves in their lunch. | doesn't have to be your own you know - i've got a mate working at Edinburgh Zoo - Im pretty sure we could work something out .....
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