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12th November 2007, 10:32pm
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#856 | | Squee The Drumming Monkey
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"I know you have worked 8 hours of your 9 hour shift, but if you go home now just because you have thrown up and feel terrible, you're not going to get paid for the whole day"
Fucking thieving arseholes
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12th November 2007, 11:57pm
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#857 | | tear you apart
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: piano island
Posts: 22,573
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"I know he's only 7, but can he see an 18 coz I'm here?"
and on a related theme
"He's no got any ID, but I'm his da"
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13th November 2007, 12:06am
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#858 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 27,073
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
I don't get this at work but I get this all the time when I tell folk I work for a mobile phone company:
"What's a good handset?"
"What tariff's do you do?"
"Are you's better than Vodafone?".
Fuck knows mate, I don't work with phones! | |
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13th November 2007, 12:08am
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#859 | | GROTBAG.
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Reading, Eng
Posts: 23,048
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Zippy  I don't get this at work but I get this all the time when I tell folk I work for a mobile phone company:
"What's a good handset?"
"What tariff's do you do?"
"Are you's better than Vodafone?".
Fuck knows mate, I don't work with phones! | Just as well innit? Old folk are rubbish with technology.
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13th November 2007, 1:13am
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#860 | | Dr Voodoo
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Midian
Posts: 11,028
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"Blockbuster video, david speaking how may i help you?"
"awright mate are the traded in xbox's brand new?"
*click*
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13th November 2007, 1:24am
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#861 | | Quit Yo Jibba Jabba, Fool
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sheikh Rashid's
Posts: 2,308
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
Hahahahahahahahaha
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13th November 2007, 1:28am
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#862 | | Dr Voodoo
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Midian
Posts: 11,028
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
I work in bailleston, what do you expect.
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13th November 2007, 1:32am
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#863 | | Quit Yo Jibba Jabba, Fool
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sheikh Rashid's
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
Blockbuster. In Ballieston.
Fuck that, mate.
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13th November 2007, 1:36am
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#864 | | Dr Voodoo
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Midian
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
Its A Genuine Lolocaust
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13th November 2007, 7:32am
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#865 | | Jackie Chan Style!
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Greenock, Scotland
Posts: 344
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"Fuck off...another Pack A"
"How much is the bus?"...Um, you get the same bus, mate.
"I'm tired"...aye, who isn't?
Amazon is a bastard...night shift is torture.
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13th November 2007, 1:36pm
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#866 | | Actually Rick Astley
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth
Posts: 3,722
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
'Are all of your staff incompetant?!'
I wish I could say yes.
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13th November 2007, 2:19pm
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#867 | | Skip To The End..?
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ibrox
Posts: 457
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
Also a cinema worker, so all the usual...
"HOW much!?"
"Sorry, it's sold out...", "Yeh, but don't you have any of those seats at the back?" (of course! i forgot! the magical unlimited seats at the back! oops!)
When I ask what age they are out of generally curiosity...
"Uhm fifteen! ye can phone ma maw and ask hur." Aye very good... yer going to see Ratatouille ya bawbag, so ye'll be paying £6.50 for your 'adult' ticket?! Ohhh now you've actually remembered you're in fact 14, bummer. I have to take your first answer (like a game show!). Soree! £6.50 plz.  !
And I know this isn't that bad a thing to ask... but the amount of people who ask for mint ice-cream, NO! If it's not in that freezer we don't have it!!
And there is no secret stash of Haagen Dazs through the back, we're Ben & Jerry's now, I know it's rubbish, but get over it, it's ice-cream dude! | |
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13th November 2007, 2:26pm
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#868 | | Troll Banned
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On the Radio
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Rio Ohki 'Are all of your staff incompetant?!' | I once answered that with 'No, not at all, I know of at least two other staff members who aren't complete idiots. There's Richard. He's good. And Dave. Dave is nice'. The guy actually laughed and it totally defused the situation. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Ferkle And there is no secret stash of Haagen Dazs through the back, we're Ben & Jerry's now, I know it's rubbish, but get over it, it's ice-cream dude! | B&J is well better anyway!
Things I'm sick of hearing at work: 'You don't work here anymore, leave or I'm going to call security'. | |
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13th November 2007, 4:08pm
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#869 | | Actually Rick Astley
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
[quote=Posh;3182214]I once answered that with 'No, not at all, I know of at least two other staff members who aren't complete idiots. There's Richard. He's good. And Dave. Dave is nice'. The guy actually laughed and it totally defused the situation.
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Alas, the guy was French 
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13th November 2007, 4:29pm
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#870 | | Hiphopopotamus
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between 2 field
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| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
'we're moving you to stockroom' 'you're staying in replen' 'you're gonna work in replen and stockroom' 'we're moving you to stockroom' 'we need more people in replen'
i have worked there less than 2 weeks and this has been an almost daily thing. MOVE ME TO THE FUCKING STOCKROOM. REPLEN SUCKS AND I WANNA WEAR JEANS TO WORK!!!
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