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14th November 2007, 11:25am
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#871 | | tear you apart
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: piano island
Posts: 22,292
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Ferkle  Also a cinema worker, so all the usual...
"HOW much!?"
"Sorry, it's sold out...", "Yeh, but don't you have any of those seats at the back?" (of course! i forgot! the magical unlimited seats at the back! oops!)
When I ask what age they are out of generally curiosity...
"Uhm fifteen! ye can phone ma maw and ask hur." Aye very good... yer going to see Ratatouille ya bawbag, so ye'll be paying £6.50 for your 'adult' ticket?! Ohhh now you've actually remembered you're in fact 14, bummer. I have to take your first answer (like a game show!). Soree! £6.50 plz.  !
And I know this isn't that bad a thing to ask... but the amount of people who ask for mint ice-cream, NO! If it's not in that freezer we don't have it!!
And there is no secret stash of Haagen Dazs through the back, we're Ben & Jerry's now, I know it's rubbish, but get over it, it's ice-cream dude! | Hello bawbag  | 
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14th November 2007, 9:19pm
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#872 | | Cap ou pas cap?
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Gypsy's caravan
Posts: 1,203
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Devastator "I know he's only 7, but can he see an 18 coz I'm here?"
and on a related theme
"He's no got any ID, but I'm his da"
SHUT UP. | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Ferkle Also a cinema worker, so all the usual...
"HOW much!?"
"Sorry, it's sold out...", "Yeh, but don't you have any of those seats at the back?" (of course! i forgot! the magical unlimited seats at the back! oops!)
When I ask what age they are out of generally curiosity...
"Uhm fifteen! ye can phone ma maw and ask hur." Aye very good... yer going to see Ratatouille ya bawbag, so ye'll be paying £6.50 for your 'adult' ticket?! Ohhh now you've actually remembered you're in fact 14, bummer. I have to take your first answer (like a game show!). Soree! £6.50 plz. !
And I know this isn't that bad a thing to ask... but the amount of people who ask for mint ice-cream, NO! If it's not in that freezer we don't have it!!
And there is no secret stash of Haagen Dazs through the back, we're Ben & Jerry's now, I know it's rubbish, but get over it, it's ice-cream dude! | Cash desk for both of yous again tomorrow, aye?! 
Incidently, things I'm tired of hearing in work include...
"I know I actually picked these seats, and was told I wouldn't be able to change them, but can I not just sit in the back row anyway?"
"I'd like to complain - there were children in my screen"
"One ticket for 'Ratatooooolll'/'Ratatowel'/'Rat..ratatata..err.. that rat movie' please."
"What do you mean it's sold out?"
"There's no Haagen-Dazs?! You've ruined my night out!"
Cinemas would be great without the general public.
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14th November 2007, 9:23pm
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#873 | | Phase
Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 9,342
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"We're gonna be training you for checkouts soon..."
oh naw yer no! | |
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14th November 2007, 11:04pm
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#874 | | Homeboy fucked a Martian.
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth
Posts: 2,947
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
People from liverpool and the way they say 'phone' (foo-neh)
No, it's not a 'foo-neh'
It's a fucking phone.
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15th November 2007, 6:44pm
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#875 | | cromulent
Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the icy heights
Posts: 5,412
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"I know I'm already carrying 5 enormous bags that are less than half full and I'm buying a tiny gift box but can I have a bag please?" | |
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15th November 2007, 6:51pm
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#876 | | XxBloodLustxX
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 15
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
"oh I'm taking a flush" like 90 million times a day!!
I get her fucking point but if it's that bad go back on your fucking HRT stupit bint!!! | |
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15th November 2007, 6:58pm
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#877 | | Skip To The End..?
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ibrox
Posts: 343
| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by XxBloodLustxX "oh I'm taking a flush" like 90 million times a day!!
I get her fucking point but if it's that bad go back on your fucking HRT stupit bint!!! | Ach, I know how you feel, my mum's going through 'the change'. Hot flushes gallore and tendency to act like a psycho with random outbursts, not fun to live with at all, so guess working with someone like that would be even worse! | |
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15th November 2007, 9:13pm
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#878 | | XxBloodLustxX
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 15
|  Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
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Originally Posted by Ferkle Ach, I know how you feel, my mum's going through 'the change'. Hot flushes gallore and tendency to act like a psycho with random outbursts, not fun to live with at all, so guess working with someone like that would be even worse! | Nah she just repeats that saying over and over and over again. Her moods ain't that she's quite nice compared to other people.... but i wish shed just STFU with that saying lol | |
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