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28th April 2008, 4:05pm
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#211 | | Registered User
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| Re: Best .gif you've ever received?
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Originally Posted by Mwezzi  I have no idea about the balls, all I know is that Cunt Punts not only impact the genitals but also send this massive shock wave straight through your pelvis and up your spine before clamping round your throat and lungs, I couldn't breath properly for 5 minutes and standing wasn't an option.
I also ended up with a bruised pelvis for ages after. | Sounds similar, but without the bruised pelvis - which is made up for with pissing blood in cases. Also, see; crying like a baby. | 
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28th April 2008, 4:07pm
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#212 | | Filth-kitten
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Originally Posted by Stew Sounds similar, but without the bruised pelvis - which is made up for with pissing blood in cases. Also, see; crying like a baby. | Crying is for breathers.  Pissing blood sounds nasty. I'd assume sitting would be uncomfortable for you guys too. | |
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28th April 2008, 4:09pm
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#213 | | Caissa's DeathAngel
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Originally Posted by Mwezzi Crying is for breathers. Pissing blood sounds nasty. I'd assume sitting would be uncomfortable for you guys too. | Any state of being is uncomfortable if you've taken a kick there, sitting standing and lying down are all agony. | |
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28th April 2008, 4:09pm
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#214 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by Mwezzi Crying is for breathers. Pissing blood sounds nasty. I'd assume sitting would be uncomfortable for you guys too. | The pain fades away reasonably quickly, I generally roll about the ground in a foetal position until I can walk. It's not a common problem really! | |
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28th April 2008, 4:11pm
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#215 | | 33 Rounds Per Minute
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| Re: Best .gif you've ever received?
Papazeb knows someone who has both male and female genitalia, with this amusing anecdote. They said it's worse getting a kick to the balls.
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28th April 2008, 9:41pm
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#216 | | Moment Ruiner
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2nd May 2008, 1:33am
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#217 | | Athiest Otter
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Maybe not the best, but HELL YEAH it's been saved 
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2nd May 2008, 2:43am
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#218 | | Work hard; play harder
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I might even stick this in my signature, when I can be bothered 
Apparently, it just screams of 'Kirsten' hahaha 
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7th May 2008, 4:14am
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#219 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds Maybe not the best, but HELL YEAH it's been saved | Who and what is that? | |
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7th May 2008, 4:32am
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#220 | | MANLEGEND SuperMod
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Originally Posted by p4poetic Who and what is that? | If memory serves me correctly, Gaspard Ulliel, playing a young GODDAMNED ROBOT-NINJA version of Hannibal Lecter in last year's atrociously bad Hannibal Rising | |
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8th May 2008, 2:22am
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#221 | | Kingpun
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19th May 2008, 1:26pm
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#222 | | Classic Grand DJ
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22nd May 2008, 12:06pm
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#223 | | Forum SuperMod SuperMod
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22nd May 2008, 4:34pm
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#224 | | Forum SuperMod SuperMod
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22nd May 2008, 7:52pm
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#225 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by GreatKingRat | That is the best thing I've seen in a long time 
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