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11th September 2007, 3:31pm
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#1 | | Registered User
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| Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
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Madonna was spotted leaving London’s Claridge’s Hotel toting a see-through plastic bag which revealed her latest purchase - a strap-on sex toy. Apparently it’s a Purple Penetrator, so perhaps Madonna really does wear the trousers in her relationship. Husband Guy Ritchie, who trailed behind looking rather sheepish, had a carry case of his own, but had the good grace to keep its contents under wraps.
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11th September 2007, 3:33pm
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#2 | | I hate your band SuperMod
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
If he didn’t love it, he wouldn’t have married her.
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11th September 2007, 3:33pm
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#3 | | such a waste to be wasted
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
Altnation has warped my mind so much that whenever I see little black boxes, I highlight them to see whats underneath.
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11th September 2007, 3:35pm
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#4 | | Jackie Chan Style!
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
Bahahaha! The tags up the top made me laugh just as much as the pictures. I always knew Madonna was a freaky biatch.
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11th September 2007, 3:37pm
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#5 | | Destroyer of Worlds
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
facial expressions are good too. smirk Vs "well...at least i know how my night's gonna develop..."
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11th September 2007, 3:38pm
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#6 | | 555-BALLING YO MOMA
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
Seen her hands there? fucking hell check those veins!
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11th September 2007, 3:38pm
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#7 | | such a waste to be wasted
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
See with all that money, Guy Ritchie could afford some nice shoes. Quote:
Originally Posted by Densu Seen her hands there? fucking hell check those veins! | Never seen her arms?
Terrifying.
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11th September 2007, 3:39pm
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#8 | | Registered User
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
She's nearly 50, I think we can let her hands and horrible arms slip!
Wait.. a 50 year old woman is going to ride Guy Ritchie up the arse?  e: On checking out a photo with her arms exposed I now feel queasy. You're right, people. | |
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11th September 2007, 3:40pm
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#9 | | 555-BALLING YO MOMA
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
So's Kate bush. AND SHE'S STILL a 5/5 UBER BABE.
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11th September 2007, 3:40pm
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#10 | | such a waste to be wasted
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
Its because of all the exercise, its not natural to be that veiny at 50.
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11th September 2007, 3:49pm
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#11 | | Belligerent Ghoul
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
Stew is altnation's answer to that fag that runs D-listed.
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11th September 2007, 3:52pm
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#12 | | Athiest Otter
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
Madonna and I clearly have good taste in rubber dicks. 
Mines been retired for ages now tho.
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11th September 2007, 4:04pm
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#13 | | Belligerent Ghoul
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
ULTRABOLK at the though of mad Steve Strider getting ridden rotten by big Exit_W0unds.
As sick as the day is long.
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11th September 2007, 4:22pm
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#14 | | Hammer Smashed Face
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
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Originally Posted by Stew She's nearly 50, I think we can let her hands and horrible arms slip! | That's not all that's likely to slip... | |
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11th September 2007, 4:40pm
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#15 | | Athiest Otter
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| Re: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's Bitch.
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Originally Posted by McLeary ULTRABOLK at the though of mad Steve Strider getting ridden rotten by big Exit_W0unds.
As sick as the day is long. | Your imagination needs a good scrubbin' with carbolic soap.
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