Poor guy!Madonna was spotted leaving London’s Claridge’s Hotel toting a see-through plastic bag which revealed her latest purchase - a strap-on sex toy. Apparently it’s a Purple Penetrator, so perhaps Madonna really does wear the trousers in her relationship. Husband Guy Ritchie, who trailed behind looking rather sheepish, had a carry case of his own, but had the good grace to keep its contents under wraps.
If he didn’t love it, he wouldn’t have married her.
The interval between birth and death is fractal. Any given moment is infinitely deep and rich, and therefore one lifetime is quite enough for me.
Altnation has warped my mind so much that whenever I see little black boxes, I highlight them to see whats underneath.
I used to be an animal, but these days I'm retired.Originally Posted by Mwezzi
Bahahaha! The tags up the top made me laugh just as much as the pictures. I always knew Madonna was a freaky biatch.
facial expressions are good too. smirk Vs "well...at least i know how my night's gonna develop..."
Seen her hands there? fucking hell check those veins!
See with all that money, Guy Ritchie could afford some nice shoes.
Never seen her arms?
Terrifying.
Last edited by Bunnylingus; 11th September 2007 at 3:38pm. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
I used to be an animal, but these days I'm retired.
She's nearly 50, I think we can let her hands and horrible arms slip!
Wait.. a 50 year old woman is going to ride Guy Ritchie up the arse?
e: On checking out a photo with her arms exposed I now feel queasy. You're right, people.
So's Kate bush. AND SHE'S STILL a 5/5 UBER BABE.
Its because of all the exercise, its not natural to be that veiny at 50.
I used to be an animal, but these days I'm retired.
Stew is altnation's answer to that fag that runs D-listed.
Our Souls Lie In Golgotha...
...Prophecy Fulfilled In Golgotha
Madonna and I clearly have good taste in rubber dicks.
Mines been retired for ages now tho.
ULTRABOLK at the though of mad Steve Strider getting ridden rotten by big Exit_W0unds.
As sick as the day is long.
Our Souls Lie In Golgotha...
...Prophecy Fulfilled In Golgotha
That's not all that's likely to slip...
Your imagination needs a good scrubbin' with carbolic soap.
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