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25th September 2007, 12:00pm
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#46 | | Destroyer of Worlds
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as said above, doesn't matter about the content, if it's funny it's funny. if you go to hell for laughing, all the better 
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Originally Posted by Noizy Rab  like somebody just shot your dog in the face then shat on it | 
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Originally Posted by Shannow I think I'd still rather suck down a cockful of AIDS than deliberately go and see the Strokes. | | 
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25th September 2007, 10:16pm
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#47 | | 啼米
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| Re: Offensive jokes
I was just thinking... aren't most of the jokes in the world offensive in some way? by using stereotypes, sexist, ageist, racist etc.
Only the shite jokes like "how do you make cheese n toast in the jungle? put it under a gorrilla".
I think anyone that doesn't find offensive jokes funny shouldn't be laughing at blonde jokes, pat and mick jokes (male + irish), scottish english and irish man jokes. This may be nitpicky, but it doesn't make them anyless offensive than making a joke about a person that exists.
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26th September 2007, 12:54pm
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#48 | | Cajun Style!
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| Re: Offensive jokes
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Originally Posted by MarkMono You call that evidence? | Nah, I call it me rambling utter shite.
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26th September 2007, 5:00pm
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#49 | | Better not to err
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I wouldn't have been quite so cruel, but aye. | |
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26th September 2007, 5:05pm
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#50 | | Banned
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| Re: Offensive jokes
Funny jokes are funny, shit ones aren't. | |
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27th September 2007, 10:58am
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#51 | | Pennyloafers, no socks.
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| Re: Offensive jokes
As someone who's been called several words ending with "ist", "phobe" and "monger", (without justification, naturally  ) the jokes don't offend me at all.
The only thing that offends me is people telling me shitty jokes. 
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27th September 2007, 11:02am
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#52 | | Cajun Style!
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Originally Posted by MarkMono I wouldn't have been quite so cruel, but aye. | I blame the lack of sleep. Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmy I was just thinking... aren't most of the jokes in the world offensive in some way? by using stereotypes, sexist, ageist, racist etc.
Only the shite jokes like "how do you make cheese n toast in the jungle? put it under a gorrilla".
I think anyone that doesn't find offensive jokes funny shouldn't be laughing at blonde jokes, pat and mick jokes (male + irish), scottish english and irish man jokes. This may be nitpicky, but it doesn't make them anyless offensive than making a joke about a person that exists. | COMPLETELY different.
I dont find jokes about dead people funny, but I find jokes about blondes funny.
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27th September 2007, 11:04am
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#53 | | Fattly Drawn Boy SuperMod
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| Re: Offensive jokes
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Originally Posted by hammertime As someone who's been called several words ending with "ist", "phobe" and "monger", (without justification, naturally ) the jokes don't offend me at all.
The only thing that offends me is people telling me shitty jokes. | So, basically, what you're saying is that it's okay for men, grown men, to bugger little baby spastics? And if they're black baby spastics it's okay to shoot them in the head afterwards? Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunnylingus I dont find jokes about dead people funny, but I find jokes about blondes funny. | What if it's a witty joke about a dead person and a witless joke about blondes?
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27th September 2007, 11:06am
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#54 | | Cajun Style!
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Then neither are funny.
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27th September 2007, 11:54am
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#55 | | Destroyer of Worlds
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the person's dead - they have more serious problems than a shit joke
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27th September 2007, 11:55am
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#56 | | Fattly Drawn Boy SuperMod
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Originally Posted by TSR the person's dead - they have more serious problems than a shit joke | If being dead added to your problems there'd be no suicide.
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27th September 2007, 11:59am
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#57 | | Cajun Style!
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Thats not the issue I have with it, I just find it disrespectful.
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27th September 2007, 12:01pm
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#58 | | Fattly Drawn Boy SuperMod
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Y'all can make jokes about me when I die.
Stuff my corpse and parade me around on puppet strings if you want. Use me to frighten kids.
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27th September 2007, 12:20pm
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#59 | | Better not to err
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I wouldn't want to disrespect your memory by not kicking the corpse and laughing as your rotten bones crack and splinter from the impact.
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27th September 2007, 12:22pm
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#60 | | Shaming the Devil
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| Re: Offensive jokes
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I dont find jokes about dead people funny, but I find jokes about blondes funny.
| Does the dead people being dead not tickle you, or is it jokes about the circumstances of one's death that you don't like?
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