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27th September 2007, 1:04pm
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#91 | | Brazen.
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So basically, I cant seperate the two, other folk can.
Some people find jokes funny for the sake of them, regardless of the content. Quote:
Originally Posted by tiger62  See this makes me think of my grans funeral....
Standing outside in sub zero temperature waiting for the coffin to be taken into the church when my uncle hits out with " if they don't hurry up they'll be carrying more than one body into the church"
Thats his mum, my gran but we all laughed because it was funny i didn't see it as being disrespectful? maybe me and all my family are just sick but i see no reason to get upset about things like that! | Again, I see that as different, because its your tradgedy (Thats not what I want to say, but I cant think of any other wya to phrase it.)
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27th September 2007, 1:06pm
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#92 | | Piss Kidney
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| Re: Offensive jokes
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Originally Posted by LesMTS Great minds or fools? | Foolish minds of the greats? | |
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27th September 2007, 1:09pm
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#93 | | Registered User
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| Re: Offensive jokes
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus So basically, I cant seperate the two, other folk can.
Some people find jokes funny for the sake of them, regardless of the content.
Again, I see that as different, because its your tradgedy (Thats not what I want to say, but I cant think of any other wya to phrase it.) | So i'd be ok to laugh at it because it was my gran but if i overheard it while walking past a strangers funeral it wouldn't be ok???
Was funny, i don't get the difference in circumstance
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27th September 2007, 1:11pm
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#94 | | Brazen.
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| Re: Offensive jokes
It was your place to make the joke, almost. If you made it someone you ddint know's funeral, then maybe not. Anyway, thats not even an offensive joke.
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27th September 2007, 3:46pm
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#95 | | Banned
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bunnylingus is an excellent troll | |
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27th September 2007, 4:45pm
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#96 | | Better not to err
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| Re: Offensive jokes
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus Some people find jokes funny for the sake of them, regardless of the content. | Several people have posted this now, and it encapsulates the most common attitude to comedy as far as I'm concerned. | 
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27th September 2007, 5:01pm
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#97 | | Disgustingly Endearing
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| Re: Offensive jokes
It's not offensive if it's funny.
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28th September 2007, 11:25am
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#98 | | Brazen.
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| Re: Offensive jokes
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Originally Posted by MarkMono Several people have posted this now, and it encapsulates the most common attitude to comedy as far as I'm concerned. | I know, I just figured that was the point of the thread for me done with, so im gonna stop posting in it now.
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28th September 2007, 1:05pm
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#99 | | Kingpun
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As long as one person laughs, the joke has served it's purpose in my eyes.
High-Five!
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19th June 2008, 8:13pm
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#100 | | Sidney D'Rock
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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder,
The bar man says; "where d'you get that?"
The parrot says: Africa, there's millions of them. | |
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23rd July 2008, 1:41am
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#101 | | Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2003
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| Re: Offensive jokes
I just got text this one from my mate Allan. It's not that offensive, but I can't be bothered searching for a regular jokes thread:
What was Michelle McManus' favourite musical instrument at school?
The dinner bell. | |
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23rd July 2008, 3:32am
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#102 | | Polydelusionist
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Probably been done previously, but like i can be bothered reading through the last hundred posts to see. Im here to kill time, not torture it.
Guy walks into the chemists:
"Hullo, i would like some condoms for my 12 year old daughter."
"Uhm...sorry sir, did you say you wanted some condoms for your 12 year old daughter?"
"Aye."
"What, your 12 year old daughter is sexualy active?"
"Naw, she just fucking lies there like her maw."
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