Taiwanese translation

[poprock]

This is a (very) long shot, but if anyone around here can read/translate Taiwanese, can you let me know? I could use an expert eye on something.

[GreatKingRat]

Noe kan dew.

[poprock]

Pfft. He’s Singaporean and you know it.

[slicer]

Tony mate, this is fairly random, even by the standards that I've seen before on here..........a mate who's getting a bride?

[poprock]

Hehe … nah, you don’t need translation to eye up photos in an online gallery.

It is a bit random, yeah. Just a wee thing for work. Seems like overkill to pay professional translation fees for one line of text, so I thought I’d give t’internet a shot first.

[mr sexual]

speak to this guy

paul_gadd1995@hotmail.com

[slicer]

Fair enough man. Aye, some of the translation folks charge a lot.

Originally Posted by mr sexual

speak to this guy

paul_gadd1995@hotmail.com

The guy fae Leader Translations?

How do you know when it is bedtime at the Glitter residence?
When the big hand touches the small hand.


A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the
forest.

The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"

Gary says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of here on my
own!"