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Join Date: Dec 2008
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| Greenock
Greenock is a large town and former burgh of barony in the Inverclyde council area of western Scotland. It forms part of a contiguous urban area with Gourock to the west and Port Glasgow to the east.
It lies on the south bank of the Clyde at the "Tail of the Bank" where the River Clyde expands into the Firth of Clyde, and is in what was the county of Renfrewshire.
The local football team Morton FC play their home matches at Cappielow Park, where you'll always find at least one Alternative Nation member in the Wee Dublin End.
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6th March 2008, 4:35am
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#1 | | Kurwa
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Merton Hotel
Posts: 21,586
| Greenock
'mon 'e Ton! | |
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6th March 2008, 8:08am
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#2 | | The Persecutor
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Gettin fingered
Posts: 18,225
| Re: Greenock
I did market research for the health service in Greenock for, ooh, two or three weeks once. Great money but having to listen to the constant TALES OF WOE from the methadone addicts and dolescum (AYE, YOU MICK) irreparably damaged my soul. | |
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6th March 2008, 9:31am
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#3 | | ...
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,064
| Re: Greenock
This place is such a shit hole, i hate you mick for escaping  .
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6th March 2008, 9:38am
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#4 | | You look lovely today. SuperMod
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 14,490
| Re: Greenock
Escape! It's the only way you can survive.
I can't ever see myself moving back. | |
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6th March 2008, 9:44am
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#5 | | ...
Join Date: Feb 2003
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| Re: Greenock
Once i have my degree i shall be fleeing this wretched place!
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6th March 2008, 9:48am
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#6 | | You look lovely today. SuperMod
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 14,490
| Re: Greenock
Not worth it, leave this morning. | |
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6th March 2008, 12:12pm
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#7 | | Kurwa
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Merton Hotel
Posts: 21,586
| Re: Greenock
Meh. I love this town. Aint left yet and can't wait to get back.
Also I went into your bookies today and they nearly never paid out because my coupon was ripped. I sorted them out tho' 
Also, Bot, you will never find a forum member in the Stand unless we're playing Partick and the Wee Dublin End's shut.
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Originally Posted by Ken Tynan Don't you think there's a kind of super-vulgarity on the other side of vulgarity which is actually more sophisticated than sophistication? |
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6th March 2008, 12:17pm
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#8 | | You look lovely today. SuperMod
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 14,490
| Re: Greenock
Minerva4Life! | |
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6th March 2008, 12:55pm
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#9 | | ...
Join Date: Feb 2003
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| Re: Greenock
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Originally Posted by ˇPunk!  Meh. I love this town. Aint left yet and can't wait to get back.
Also I went into your bookies today and they nearly never paid out because my coupon was ripped. I sorted them out tho' | Ladbrokes are cunts though 
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6th March 2008, 4:13pm
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#10 | | Kurwa
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Merton Hotel
Posts: 21,586
| Re: Greenock
Still. I got about four times as much as I thought I would back
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Originally Posted by Ken Tynan Don't you think there's a kind of super-vulgarity on the other side of vulgarity which is actually more sophisticated than sophistication? | | |
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6th March 2008, 4:37pm
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#11 | | Wide as the Clyde
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: round the back
Posts: 7,662
| Re: Greenock
i was in a mental health rehabilitation centre in Greenock last week, selling paint. Was a personal low point in my year. | |
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6th March 2008, 6:20pm
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#12 | | Mr WYSIWYG
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Greenock
Posts: 9,109
| Re: Greenock
It could have been worse, you could have been painting the place.
"Down in Fraggle Rock..."
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6th March 2008, 6:32pm
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#13 | | Pos-Reprehensible
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SelfLoathian.
Posts: 2,982
| Re: Greenock
I was in a mental health rehabilitation centre in Greenock last week, sniffing paint. Strange coincidence.
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6th March 2008, 6:55pm
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#14 | | Mr WYSIWYG
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Greenock
Posts: 9,109
| Re: Greenock
That's just on your daily planner for Monday through to Friday: 1 pm~1.30pm - sniff paint among the maddies.
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6th March 2008, 7:04pm
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#15 | | No sir, I don't like it.
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: in the `nock
Posts: 526
| Re: Greenock
I am in Greenock RIGHT NOW. Albeit sans asylum and paint.
I'd go to a GP in Glasgow, but it'd mean I don't get fed by mum.
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