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15th April 2008, 8:41pm
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#391 | | dumb as a moose
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
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Originally Posted by Foxglove  It is as though he is thinking about how it is easier to wash blood off a naked body than get it out of clothes right? |  got it on the nose there!
and is that your new pulling technique? inviting girls up to your hotel room and 'accidentally' spilling a drink on your shirt? "oh no, i'll just have to take this off....  "
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15th April 2008, 8:45pm
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#392 | | Meatbag
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
Who's been telling people all my lines?
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15th April 2008, 8:46pm
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#393 | | Registered User
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
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Originally Posted by GoddamnElectric Speaking of hair, my increasingly right-wing do has caused a change of office nickname. I'm now affectionately referred to as 'Kaiser'  | You're working in the law field, right? You've gotta tell people that if you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it, with a name like Kaiser. | |
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15th April 2008, 8:52pm
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#394 | | dumb as a moose
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
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Originally Posted by GoddamnElectric Who's been telling people all my lines? | I'm inside your brain, baby!
or it was too obvious a joke.
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15th April 2008, 9:06pm
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#395 | | Quit Yo Jibba Jabba, Fool
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sheikh Rashid's
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
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Originally Posted by GoddamnElectric It's a shame I don't do much actual debating in court. I'd be all about making my witnesses turn into tentacled monsters. | I've been in court all day today...and spending most of tomorrow and Thursday in the High Court, after most of the morning being spent swatching productions - apparently they've had a washing machine that they "obtained" about 10 years ago, stuffed full of drugs, and have never got rid of it..! 
What in the name of fuck is that photie about btw Sam?! 
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15th April 2008, 9:08pm
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#396 | | Meatbag
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
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Originally Posted by Kirsten I've been in court all day today...and spending most of tomorrow and Thursday in the High Court, after most of the morning being spent swatching productions - apparently they've had a washing machine that they "obtained" about 10 years ago, stuffed full of drugs, and have never got rid of it..!
What in the name of fuck is that photie about btw Sam?! | The other trainees keep telling me that there's an amazingly good wee cafe right round from the High Court, but I can't find it. I think it's like Fight Club. What you doing up there? Jury duty? Uni trip of some sort?
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15th April 2008, 9:12pm
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#397 | | Quit Yo Jibba Jabba, Fool
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
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Originally Posted by GoddamnElectric The other trainees keep telling me that there's an amazingly good wee cafe right round from the High Court, but I can't find it. I think it's like Fight Club. What you doing up there? Jury duty? Uni trip of some sort? | Aye, I already told you-I'm on placement with the COPFS this week - who also told me about this place - I'm going to go the morra, it sounds good 
Was mainly just in the custody courts in the Sheriff court today, and the in the office in Ballater Street, which was actually a really good laugh 
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15th April 2008, 9:14pm
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#398 | | Meatbag
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
If you meant a trainee called Jamie say hello for me, we know each other from the diploma
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15th April 2008, 9:21pm
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#399 | | Let's Pray I'll Be Ok!
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
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Originally Posted by GoddamnElectric Speaking of hair.. | There is a rug on that chest!
Fuck! I'm jealous.... 
Hairy chests are on the way back in.
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15th April 2008, 9:22pm
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#400 | | Sparkles!
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Near a beach
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
Boring - pictures!!!!
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15th April 2008, 9:28pm
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#401 | | Wide as the Clyde
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: round the back
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
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Originally Posted by Jaemi There is a rug on that chest!
Fuck! I'm jealous....
Hairy chests are on the way back in. | They never went out, baby. | |
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15th April 2008, 9:31pm
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#402 | | Pillowpants Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Granny Land
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
Ditto. Not like a total gorilla fest...just a nice patch for running your hands through....errr yes
THis was worryingly discussed at the vets today with my nurses | |
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15th April 2008, 9:32pm
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#403 | | Meatbag
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
I sometimes donate spare chest hairs to third world villages, to thatch their hut roofs with.
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15th April 2008, 9:34pm
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#404 | | Sandwichicon
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Scumbernauld
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
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Originally Posted by Tacky Boring - pictures!!!! | Me, sober, at a friend's birthday in January.
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15th April 2008, 9:44pm
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#405 | | Quit Yo Jibba Jabba, Fool
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sheikh Rashid's
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| Re: Show Yourselves V 4.0
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Originally Posted by JennyPiccolo haha, it's stuck to my laptop now, rendering it indistinguishable from your average Frenchman. Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirsten Here, has the same fucking 'tache been going about, or something..?
See if I wake up with a fuckin' coldsore the morra.... *shakes fist*  | | Hahaha, my pal Maggie has some absolute belter photies of where that moustache ended up...but I probably won't get a hold of them for about a month or so! 
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