Glasgow Girls Considered Ugliest in Britain

[endless psych]

Originally Posted by LesMTS

She didn't. She said she looks unhealthy.

And when someone says you look unhealthy what are they generally implying with this statement?

Of course this could be one of the rare occassions when someone saying someone else looks unhealthy isn't actually meant to imply they may not be in the fullness of health.

[Stew]

Leanne, 18, from Dobies Loan.

Isn't that Caledonian Universities halls?



For some reason my first thought was, "She's not wearing any socks under those trainers - sweaty feet." Second thought was obviously, "She doesn't have capital H legs."

[MarkMono]

Originally Posted by endless psych

And when someone says you look unhealthy what are they generally implying with this statement?

Of course this could be one of the rare occassions when someone saying someone else looks unhealthy isn't actually meant to imply they may not be in the fullness of health.

I look unhealthy, I naturally have sallow skin and big black bags under my eyes.

I also currently have toothache, but otherwise I'm in the fullest of health.

[Jaemi]

Originally Posted by Stew

Leanne, 18, from Dobies Loan.

Isn't that Caledonian Universities halls?

http://extras.thesun.co.uk/scottish_...oan_5ft9in.jpg

For some reason my first thought was, "She's not wearing any socks under those trainers - sweaty feet." Second thought was obviously, "She doesn't have capital H legs."

Nowt wrong with her..

On another note, this thread has lost all of it's fun.

[Stew]

On browsing through The Sun's selection of 'Miss Scotland' entrants it's easy to spot the Glasgow/Glasgow area's entrants since the majority of them have orange fucking skin.

There's looking tanned and there's looking like you've been in a Tango advert, Christ.

[Rhöna of the Rhein]

yum





As for the top 18, I worked with that Tierney burd in House of Fraser. A lassie more accustomed to spending her money there, than earning it. Absolute twat of a girl.

[Warped]

What about Glasgow boys?

[Jaemi]

We're hot.
Well, me and you prop the rest of them up.


...Well, me.

[Kenny Everett]

Trying to take my Hottest Forum Male crown eh?... EH?

[Jaemi]

You're just keeping it warm for me..

[Kenny Everett]

pffft, I welcome the chase

begins bribes

[MarkMono]

None of you even come close, and I wouldn't dream of claiming the title for myself.



After all, why state the obvious.

[Addy]

Originally Posted by Stew

Leanne, 18, from Dobies Loan.

Isn't that Caledonian Universities halls?

Close, it's Victoria Hall a couple of streets away

Most of the pics in this thread make me want to cleanse my eyes with soap/bleach

Originally Posted by Stew

On browsing through The Sun's selection of 'Miss Scotland' entrants it's easy to spot the Glasgow/Glasgow area's entrants since the majority of them have orange fucking skin.

There's looking tanned and there's looking like you've been in a Tango advert, Christ.

Agreed, half of them seem to be stylising themselves as Oompa Loopas

[Zooropa]

Like the folk on here wouldn't employ the "still but" clause for 90% of them.

[Addy]

Originally Posted by Zooropa

Like the folk on here wouldn't employ the "still but" clause for 90% of them.

Any hole's a goal!