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20th May 2008, 7:38pm
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#16 | | Rhymenocerous
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a puddle
Posts: 14,722
| Re: Once Was Enough
I have to steal Jo's and say waxing my own bikini line, except every wee while I think 'it wasn't that bad' and try to do it again. It *was* that bad. | 
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20th May 2008, 7:45pm
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#17 | | Registered User
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 53
| Re: Once Was Enough
Trying to cut a huge watermelon with a rather large knife, with the knife point facing you. I never did get any melon but did have a thoroughly embarrassing trip to A&E 
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20th May 2008, 8:02pm
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#18 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
Posts: 3,097
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Reading Heat magazine. When trapped in a cottage in the middle of nowhere in the middle of a storm, watch the rain, count the flowers on the wallpaper, or choose the Financial Times. At least it fucking burns when you're sick of the bloody thing. HEAT MAGAZINE BARELY SINGED. Stupid misnomer.
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20th May 2008, 8:24pm
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#19 | | Elegantly Wasted
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: alameda/paisley
Posts: 1,299
| Re: Once Was Enough
Trying Marmite.
Breaking into my own house via the upstairs window.
Assembling a trampoline.
Going to a Funeral.
all i can think of for now.
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20th May 2008, 8:27pm
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#20 | | Made in the 80's.
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The best little Whorehouse near Tesco.
Posts: 10,644
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Ate a prawn.
Epilated myself.
Watched Titanic. | |
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20th May 2008, 8:32pm
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#21 | | Jack Daniels Please
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: choochterville
Posts: 8,866
| Re: Once Was Enough
lesbianisim
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus  Ah lisa, such a classy bird  | Quote:
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Dont listen to Tom, he has the fashion sense of an old man with cataracts.
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20th May 2008, 8:36pm
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#22 | | Fear somethin' again...
Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 9,479
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Originally Posted by mischief Ate a prawn. | Seconded, there's just something about them 
Mine has to be accidentally (yes, accidentally!) shooting myself in the foot with an air gun  oh the pain. Note to self, always check the breach before pulling the trigger.
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20th May 2008, 8:36pm
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#23 | | Das ist technosex
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,741
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Going to T in the shitty Park
Living with hippies
Having 16 pints of Guiness before going on the Waltzers
Christmas dinner at my step-uncles house | |
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20th May 2008, 8:39pm
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#24 | | F0rum Ghost
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In Your Bed
Posts: 3,191
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Devastator This thread is for things you have tried once and will never, ever do again.
The fan drop at Xscape - I have a fear of falling to my death, which is now made worse as I know how horrible it feels. Apart from the death bit, instead I just had to be embarassed that everyone in surrounding areas heard my girly screams.
Epilating - It's clearly for sadists. Should maybe have started on my legs, to be fair. |
epilators have always interested/puzzled me... bad idea then?
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20th May 2008, 8:40pm
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#25 | | Das ist technosex
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,741
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Originally Posted by L@ur@ epilators have always interested/puzzled me... bad idea then?
xxx | nippy as all holy hell. | |
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20th May 2008, 8:41pm
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#26 | | F0rum Ghost
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In Your Bed
Posts: 3,191
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huuumph..
still to the old fashioned chewing the hairs out then | |
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20th May 2008, 8:41pm
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#27 | | Attica Axeman
Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The 80s
Posts: 1,523
| Re: Once Was Enough
Going on one of those very-near-vertical water slides in Florida.
Worst few seconds of my life. | |
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20th May 2008, 8:42pm
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#28 | | Princess
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 7,802
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds Trying to wax my own bikini line. Ended both devastating and hillarious. | Same. Without the hilarious. Never ever again | |
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20th May 2008, 8:46pm
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#29 | | Sandwichicon
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Scumbernauld
Posts: 4,203
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What the hell did you lot use to wax your bikini lines? Molten lava?
Sarah xx | |
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20th May 2008, 8:47pm
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#30 | | Meatbag
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 15,824
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Drinking an entire bottle of Ribenna to see if my pee would go purple. It didn't, but I threw up a lot and had constant stomach cramps for about 48hrs.
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