Once Was Enough

[Rosco]

Taking acid. Once is more than enough.

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by Rosco

Taking acid. Once is more than enough.

Hahaha, excellent.

[Rosco]

Originally Posted by Bell

Going on one of those very-near-vertical water slides in Florida.

Worst few seconds of my life.

Me too. Never been so scared in my life.

[Zooropa]

Jumping the fence at KGP on Gibson Street when wasted.

[Exit_W0unds]

Originally Posted by softparody

What the hell did you lot use to wax your bikini lines? Molten lava?

Sarah xx

I used stupid strip things you're supposed to warm between your hands, then separate the strips from each other, then apply, press and pull back.

Naw, disny work like that.

Warm the strips between yer hands, separate, apply, press, pull back...... then gasp in utter horror when the glue has stuck to yer pubes and you're holding two non sticky strips. Then you grab a freshly tumble dried towel, apply that to the glue hoping it'll hold on and pull it off, but it ends up that you're now covered in crack wax and huge tufts of cotton towl fluff. Still horrified you grab the big ass scissors and try cutting chunks of your tainted underpants afro off. But that doesn't work either and the scissors get jammed up with the glue and fluff and you end up sitting naked from the waist down crying, waiting for your other half to come home so he can go find the manicure scissors and help litterally, cut you free from your own bush and everything else it engulfed in the first and last try at self waxing.

bastard went for a drink after work that night and I was sat like that untill about 2am.

[Pantgirl]

Wearing a gold gimp suit and running around the kingston bridge. Silver is more my colour I think

[Christie.]

Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds

I used stupid strip things you're supposed to warm between your hands, then separate the strips from each other, then apply, press and pull back.

Naw, disny work like that.

Yes, it does, it works fine for me. I have the genitals of a pre-pubescent girl unfortunately, the small boobs weren't intentional

Pulling men older than twice my age when under the influence. Never ever again.

[mischief]

Snorted tequila. Can't remember why I done it, but it resulted in vomit and a burning sensation.

[softparody]

Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds

I used stupid strip things you're supposed to warm between your hands, then separate the strips from each other, then apply, press and pull back.

Naw, disny work like that.

Warm the strips between yer hands, separate, apply, press, pull back...... then gasp in utter horror when the glue has stuck to yer pubes and you're holding two non sticky strips. Then you grab a freshly tumble dried towel, apply that to the glue hoping it'll hold on and pull it off, but it ends up that you're now covered in crack wax and huge tufts of cotton towl fluff. Still horrified you grab the big ass scissors and try cutting chunks of your tainted underpants afro off. But that doesn't work either and the scissors get jammed up with the glue and fluff and you end up sitting naked from the waist down crying, waiting for your other half to come home so he can go find the manicure scissors and help litterally, cut you free from your own bush and everything else it engulfed in the first and last try at self waxing.

bastard went for a drink after work that night and I was sat like that untill about 2am.

I am trying hard not to laugh at your misery but it is quite difficult. I have had the occasional 'wax stays put' incident, and I find paper works quite well if you hvae no wax strips. If all else fails you can usually just wash it off with water.

Letting my sister wax my bikini line is something I will never do again (no offence Eileen)

Sarah xx

[Exit_W0unds]

Tried washing it, dinny work either.... just made it spread about. Got it off eventually tho',which I'm glad about because this happened about five years ago.

[Semprini]

Snorted sherbet.

Note to self: not all drunken suggestions are a good idea.

[L@ur@]

after 4 hours of selling shots, working another half another sitting at the one table where i had a further 14 more shots to make our target...


we got an extra 5 euros of making said target btw..

joke in a half.

xxx

[tiger62]

Originally Posted by Semprini

Snorted sherbet.

Note to self: not all drunken suggestions are a good idea.

I've done that and it ain't clever

[Wicked]

Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds

I used stupid strip things you're supposed to warm between your hands, then separate the strips from each other, then apply, press and pull back.

Naw, disny work like that.

Warm the strips between yer hands, separate, apply, press, pull back...... then gasp in utter horror when the glue has stuck to yer pubes and you're holding two non sticky strips. Then you grab a freshly tumble dried towel, apply that to the glue hoping it'll hold on and pull it off, but it ends up that you're now covered in crack wax and huge tufts of cotton towl fluff. Still horrified you grab the big ass scissors and try cutting chunks of your tainted underpants afro off. But that doesn't work either and the scissors get jammed up with the glue and fluff and you end up sitting naked from the waist down crying, waiting for your other half to come home so he can go find the manicure scissors and help litterally, cut you free from your own bush and everything else it engulfed in the first and last try at self waxing.

bastard went for a drink after work that night and I was sat like that untill about 2am.

Yep, same

[Rowsbette]

Originally Posted by Rosco

Taking acid. Once is more than enough.

Seconded. The first part was awright but when I got home it was the absolute worst I've felt on drugs in my life. I actually began to understand why people who're really fucked might contemplate killing themselves cos I couldn't ever imagine my mind going back to normal.

Also: Snorting pills. A one night stand when on my period. Opening internet videos ive been sent without asking what they are first.