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20th May 2008, 11:54pm
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#76 | | Auf Wiedersehen
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On the Radio
Posts: 18,960
| Re: Once Was Enough
*masturbates himself to sleep
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21st May 2008, 12:05am
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#77 | | Rockin' the Suburbs
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: the stix
Posts: 6,806
| Re: Once Was Enough
You're dead slimey, Posh. Tom would love you.
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21st May 2008, 12:34am
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#78 | | Meat Festival
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unsexy Manor
Posts: 6,403
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You limp sacks of crap. Little hopes lie here for decent activity.
Admittedly, I'm now sitting with a transexual friend, keen on progress.
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21st May 2008, 12:38am
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#79 | | Sith Triumvir Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: RFS Ravager
Posts: 16,817
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by MarkMono  Skateboarding on the motorway | Walking down the middle of the M8 pissed out my skull
Being arrested Unrelated incidents btw
Ending up in Intensive Care
Being hospitalised. | |
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21st May 2008, 12:41am
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#80 | | Better not to err
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
Posts: 28,739
| Re: Once Was Enough
I also have a very, very blurry memory of sitting on a girls lap when she was driving and her extracting herself from under me leaving me to drive. I don't know how to drive, someone else grabbed the wheel when we started speeding down the grass embankment in the middle of the motorway.
Drinks were passed throughout.
So, yeah, drinking and driving, no matter how vague the memory of it is. | |
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21st May 2008, 1:02am
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#81 | | Auf Wiedersehen
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On the Radio
Posts: 18,960
| Re: Once Was Enough
Going to an all-you-can-eat-and-drink buffet and only eating about four bits of pakora but tanning silly amounts of whiskey and then going to the last ever Alpacinos gig. Falling in love/down the stairs in O'Henrys is hard on the knees. Looking up to see Kenny Santaphoto hovering over me soothed my pain.
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21st May 2008, 1:19am
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#82 | | Pariah Carey
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 17,339
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Brookie lesbianisim | A rather large chunk of me just died. Quote:
Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds I used stupid strip things you're supposed to warm between your hands, then separate the strips from each other, then apply, press and pull back.
Naw, disny work like that.
Warm the strips between yer hands, separate, apply, press, pull back...... then gasp in utter horror when the glue has stuck to yer pubes and you're holding two non sticky strips. Then you grab a freshly tumble dried towel, apply that to the glue hoping it'll hold on and pull it off, but it ends up that you're now covered in crack wax and huge tufts of cotton towl fluff. Still horrified you grab the big ass scissors and try cutting chunks of your tainted underpants afro off. But that doesn't work either and the scissors get jammed up with the glue and fluff and you end up sitting naked from the waist down crying, waiting for your other half to come home so he can go find the manicure scissors and help litterally, cut you free from your own bush and everything else it engulfed in the first and last try at self waxing.
bastard went for a drink after work that night and I was sat like that untill about 2am. | Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.
For me, erm...
Breaking my neck
Going to a Team Sleep gig
Any more than 3 shots of sambuca in one night
Allowing someone to put you through a wall
Being nice to FBR or wA iste
and i'll add more when i think of 'em.
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21st May 2008, 1:23am
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#83 | | Sith Triumvir Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: RFS Ravager
Posts: 16,817
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Syxx Allowing someone to put you through a wall | Reminds me of another one:
Let a squad of bouncers repeatedly flying kick me in the chest. | |
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21st May 2008, 11:50am
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#84 | | fallen
Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Wishaw
Posts: 420
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having short hair - i looked like a boy. my driving lisence looks NOTHING like me now
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21st May 2008, 12:03pm
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#85 | | Whoa Black Jesus
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Dixieland
Posts: 26,896
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Originally Posted by Syxx Going to a Team Sleep gig | Hahaha, belter. | |
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21st May 2008, 12:31pm
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#86 | | borte, ikke glemt
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6,257
| Re: Once Was Enough
Breaking ribs.
Drinking 2 bottles of bucky and 2 bottles of cider in the one night.
Drinking most of a bottle of black absinthe plus cider and also loadsa energy drink in one night.
Drinking around a litre and a half of White & Mackay at the first night of Download last year.
Tearing open the skin on the upper side of my hand between my thumb and index finger....could see inside....until the blood obscured it all.
Coming off a bike.
There'll be more...can't think of 'em, but that could be due to supressed memories 
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21st May 2008, 12:37pm
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#87 | | fradulent miracle
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Past the billbo
Posts: 11,313
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Originally Posted by Rowsbette
Also: Snorting pills. A one night stand when on my period. Opening internet videos ive been sent without asking what they are first.
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After everytime I do it, I say "never again" but I do. Snorting MDMA is probably the worst thing that's ever happened to my nose & eyeballs. | |
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21st May 2008, 12:42pm
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#88 | | borte, ikke glemt
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6,257
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Heh, eyes watering much?
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21st May 2008, 12:44pm
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#89 | | fradulent miracle
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Past the billbo
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That & afterwards they didn't shut for approx 12days. | |
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21st May 2008, 12:49pm
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#90 | | borte, ikke glemt
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6,257
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Originally Posted by broken That & afterwards they didn't shut for approx 12days. | Aw, that's not so great 
I'm not going to post much more in this thread, could get incriminating lol.
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