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21st May 2008, 12:54pm
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#91 | | Better not to err
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
Posts: 28,739
| Re: Once Was Enough
Getting beat to shit by the police.
Going to jail.
Living with Fletcher
Headbutting someone in a motorbike helmet.
Watching the Apprentice/Dragons Den/All these shows seem identical so I'm unsure whether or not I've seen a couple of one show or one episode of each.
Slicing my wrist open with a big fuck-off knife.
Vegetarianism
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21st May 2008, 12:59pm
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#92 | | Slave To The Rhythm
Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Govanhill
Posts: 7,577
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Rosco  Taking acid. Once is more than enough. | Agree wholeheartedly.
My curiosity has been satisfied and it's now off the to-do list. Next! Quote:
Originally Posted by broken After everytime I do it, I say "never again" but I do. Snorting MDMA is probably the worst thing that's ever happened to my nose & eyeballs. | Snoring MDMA is quite possibly the worst thing ever. Last time I did that I projectile vomited all over some poor bastards bathroom. Never again (so far).
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21st May 2008, 1:00pm
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#93 | | Let's Pray I'll Be Ok!
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: A Strange Bed
Posts: 25,895
| Re: Once Was Enough
An electro night.
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21st May 2008, 1:00pm
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#94 | | preTeEN SEXfiENd
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: is everything.
Posts: 13,562
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Everything I've done has been stupid, and no matter what state I've got myself in, I've always repeated the action.
Maybe I like doing stupid things that usually end in the hospital. | |
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21st May 2008, 1:04pm
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#95 | | Better not to err
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
Posts: 28,739
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No maybe about it. | |
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21st May 2008, 8:54pm
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#96 | | Jack Daniels Please
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: choochterville
Posts: 8,973
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taking a bucket with seed off the top of wholemeal bread instead of weed. Hurt like a bitch
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21st May 2008, 9:31pm
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#97 | | Meat Festival
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unsexy Manor
Posts: 6,403
| Re: Once Was Enough
Being felt up, as a (sexy, obviously) kid by a bored security guard. He was only tickling me over the clothes. Boring.
The disappointments/pains/embarrassments I'd thought might be fun/funny/good are numerous and dodgy, too much to commit to type.
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21st May 2008, 9:46pm
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#98 | | Aurė enteluva Gallery SuperMod
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Join Date: May 2002 Location: same deep water
Posts: 23,997
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Brookie taking a bucket with seed off the top of wholemeal bread instead of weed. Hurt like a bitch | I've read this several times out loud and it still makes no sense. | |
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21st May 2008, 9:47pm
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#99 | | Changed Man V4
Join Date: May 2002 Location: Breaking into H
Posts: 32,101
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by mischief Snorted tequila. Can't remember why I done it, but it resulted in vomit and a burning sensation. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Semprini Snorted sherbet.
Note to self: not all drunken suggestions are a good idea. | Salt is bad.
Really bad.
Pizza crumbs are pretty horrible too cause they sit there at the back of your nose for ages.
I'm going to stick my neck out and add hearing The Ting Tings.
Passing out in my garden path and getting jailed.
Also pissing in the middle of my livingroom floor.
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21st May 2008, 9:47pm
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#100 | | Meat Festival
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unsexy Manor
Posts: 6,403
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Shannow I've read this several times out loud and it still makes no sense. | She smoked a bucket using seeds from atop wholemeal bread in place of weed.
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21st May 2008, 9:56pm
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#101 | | Aurė enteluva Gallery SuperMod
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Join Date: May 2002 Location: same deep water
Posts: 23,997
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Frankie LiDeo She smoked a bucket using seeds from atop wholemeal bread in place of weed. | *click*
I thought this was some kind bakery incident. | |
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21st May 2008, 10:02pm
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#102 | | Kingpun
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Buried In Smoke
Posts: 12,821
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Gubbing 4 pills and some mushies at the same time and taking a trip to the funfair while at a festival.
Horrible, yet amazing experience. Dodgems addiction.
Only reason I wouldn't do it again is because all sense of direction and self being basically went, and at a festival it isn't the best thing. See, doing it at a party or something, that's a different story.
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21st May 2008, 10:04pm
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#103 | | Meat Festival
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unsexy Manor
Posts: 6,403
| Re: Once Was Enough
If only your drunken bakers needs could be rammed with fulfillment courtesy of some exciting monthly periodical.
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21st May 2008, 10:18pm
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#104 | | They say...
Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 9,587
| Re: Once Was Enough
How could i forget... getting toe-nails removed  Thank god i don't have to worry about that kinda thing again.
Also, checking the meshing of the gears in my nitro car with my finger, whilst the engine was still running  It had a good chew to say the least...
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21st May 2008, 10:18pm
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#105 | | Caissa's DeathAngel
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Beneath a blade
Posts: 17,132
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Frankie LiDeo She smoked a bucket using seeds from atop wholemeal bread in place of weed. | Was wondering what she meant by that myself
Another one for me is jumping of a haybale into a 3 inch or so wide gap between four more haybales, result being I broke my leg in 3 places 
Leaping off the top of the stairs in celebration at having completed 4 hours of revision for my standard grades and landing big toe first, breaking it is another
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