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21st May 2008, 10:45pm
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#106 | | Changed Man V4
Join Date: May 2002 Location: Breaking into H
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| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Addy  Leaping off the top of the stairs in celebration at having completed 4 hours of revision for my standard grades and landing big toe first, breaking it is another  | You're not even making that up.
My next post was going to be "Shitting into a glass tumbler in a busy spanish nightclub", but I can't top that.
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21st May 2008, 10:48pm
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#107 | | Caissa's DeathAngel
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Beneath a blade
Posts: 17,132
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Zooropa You're not even making that up.
My next post was going to be "Shitting into a glass tumbler in a busy spanish nightclub", but I can't top that. | I was 15 and my mum was being a total hardass and forcing me to do revision I seriously couldn't be arsed with. These days 4 hours revision constitutes 12 weeks uni work 
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21st May 2008, 11:07pm
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#108 | | Piranah
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Park-ville.
Posts: 12,218
| Re: Once Was Enough
Playing "gardens" AFTER getting chucked out of Rev for falling asleep on the request table.
Drinking tequila.
Sleeping with someone who tried to tell me his name was Axel. As in Rose.
Walking to Carmyle to "find ducks", along some motorway or something.
Coming down so badly that I locked myself in the disabled toilet of the Odeon.
Going to see the cinema, also my ex-work, in my PJ's, while pissed.
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21st May 2008, 11:11pm
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#109 | | Auf Wiedersehen
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On the Radio
Posts: 18,960
| Re: Once Was Enough
Being in a long-term relationship with a woman.
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Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out. | |
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21st May 2008, 11:12pm
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#110 | | Wide as the Clyde
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: round the back
Posts: 7,808
| Re: Once Was Enough
Shagging a goth.
Going to Coachella- a festival in the desert is the worst idea ever. | |
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21st May 2008, 11:16pm
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#111 | | says Addy
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Glasgow.
Posts: 13,366
| Re: Once Was Enough
I'll add a few more to mine:
Getting the jail and tryng to convince cops my name was Boris when they had my ID.
Snorting brandy. I'll probably do that again though, can't lose face.
Appendicitis! Thank fuck that can only happen once. Without a doubt the sorest thing ever.
Walking down a main street in Wales with my arms through my Superman underpants.
Eating baked beans.
Going to the not so aptly named "Rock Cafe" in Prague. No Metallica, no Maiden, no RATM, no Clash, no White Zombie, no Guns N Roses, no Sabbath, no fucking anything. They had Eminem and that was it, so it seemed.
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21st May 2008, 11:18pm
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#112 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
Posts: 3,865
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Jenpot Playing "gardens" AFTER getting chucked out of Rev for falling asleep on the request table. | What's 'gardens'?
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21st May 2008, 11:32pm
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#113 | | Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 14
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watching Queer as Folk | |
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21st May 2008, 11:48pm
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#114 | | Caissa's DeathAngel
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Beneath a blade
Posts: 17,132
| Re: Once Was Enough
Wearing Tom's Green Lantern costume has to be one of mine *glares at Mishelle  *
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21st May 2008, 11:50pm
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#115 | | Pariah Carey
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 17,339
| Re: Once Was Enough
*c
Should be Tom's as well, come to think of it.
Umm, firing blanks here. Maybe later.
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21st May 2008, 11:51pm
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#116 | | Rockin' the Suburbs
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: the stix
Posts: 6,806
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Syxx Umm, firing blanks here. Maybe later. | Surely firing blanks is a GOOD thing?
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21st May 2008, 11:53pm
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#117 | | Caissa's DeathAngel
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Beneath a blade
Posts: 17,132
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by Syxx *c
Should be Tom's as well, come to think of it.
Umm, firing blanks here. Maybe later. | She spells it Mishelle. It was her who made all the "hermaphroditee" jokes, although she wasn't the only one. Just the only one I remember for some reason
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21st May 2008, 11:57pm
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#118 | | Pariah Carey
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 17,339
| Re: Once Was Enough
I'm going to think up a different way to say my name to my friends, just to put over how different i really am.
Infact, Alan. Call me Alan from now on, all of you.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, eating curry.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | | |
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22nd May 2008, 12:09am
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#119 | | Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wishaw
Posts: 5,576
| Re: Once Was Enough
Having sex with a woman, I was young at the time tho.
Being arrested, It has happend a good few times in my past.
Work in a pub, I ended up in too many fights.
Taking far far too many valium. Ended up falling in a bath, spending an hour eating chrisps off the floor while someone made a video of it and then the cathouse still let me in.
Spend a week at a party without contacting any of my family. I got sacked and reported missing to the police.
I'm sure that I have done more things that I never want to do again but thats off the top of my head.
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22nd May 2008, 12:49am
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#120 | | Elegantly Wasted
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: alameda/paisley
Posts: 1,389
| Re: Once Was Enough
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Originally Posted by empty_inbetween Trying Marmite.
Breaking into my own house via the upstairs window.
Assembling a trampoline.
Going to a Funeral.
all i can think of for now. | Snorting Esctacy. (as a few people have said before me, oh dear god my eyes and nose  )
Going to The Glasgow Transport Museum. | |
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