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1st June 2008, 10:00pm
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#1 | | Fattly Drawn Boy SuperMod
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| Bands' Riders Browse your favourite musicians' backstage requests here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/index.html
Axl Rose likes wonder bread (fucking disgusting stuff) and Dom Perignon before he takes the stage. |
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1st June 2008, 10:09pm
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#2 | | Changed Man V4
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| Re: Bands' Riders There was a thread about this before - Foo Fighter's one was pretty funny if I remember rightly.
edit: http://www.altnation.com/forums/band...e-demands.html
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2nd June 2008, 7:38pm
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#3 | | Good times
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| Re: Bands' Riders Mercury Tilt Switch have made the most outrageous demands of any band I've ever put on.
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2nd June 2008, 7:40pm
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#4 | | Fattly Drawn Boy SuperMod
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| Re: Bands' Riders Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenny Mercury Tilt Switch have made the most outrageous demands of any band I've ever put on. | Breaking news: Mercury Tilt Switch are reforming for a one off festival date in August, we'll make our demands EVEN MORE outrageous. |
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2nd June 2008, 7:41pm
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#5 | | Oh Captain My Captain
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
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| Re: Bands' Riders Quote:
Originally Posted by LesMTS Breaking news: Mercury Tilt Switch are reforming for a one off festival date in August, we'll make our demands EVEN MORE outrageous. | Demand to be introduced by Judge Floro. |
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2nd June 2008, 7:54pm
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#6 | | Implied Idiot
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| Re: Bands' Riders Clarence Clemons (the Bigman) from the E street band demands a half roasted chicken at 9.30 at each show.
All I want is a pint that doesn't taste of piss. |
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2nd June 2008, 7:58pm
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#7 | | Devil Raised a Good Boy
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| Re: Bands' Riders Quote:
Originally Posted by DoNotResus Clarence Clemons (the Bigman) from the E street band demands a half roasted chicken at 9.30 at each show.
All I want is a pint that doesn't taste of piss. |
Damn, I only opened this thread to post that.
The smell of that chicken is what gives him the strength to get through the rest of the show.
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2nd June 2008, 8:10pm
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#8 | | Larger Than Life
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mankyland
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| Re: Bands' Riders Quote:
Originally Posted by Zooropa There was a thread about this before | That Les posted in about Axl Rose....
Getting old mate.. yer memory's going...
Al |
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2nd June 2008, 8:23pm
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#9 | | Implied Idiot
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| Re: Bands' Riders Quote:
Originally Posted by Posh Damn, I only opened this thread to post that.
The smell of that chicken is what gives him the strength to get through the rest of the show. | You snooze you lose. |
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2nd June 2008, 8:34pm
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#10 | | Meat Festival
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| Re: Bands' Riders Quote:
Originally Posted by DoNotResus Clarence Clemons (the Bigman) from the E street band demands a half roasted chicken at 9.30 at each show.
| Never undercook chicken.
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2nd June 2008, 8:38pm
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#11 | | Implied Idiot
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| Re: Bands' Riders Quote:
Originally Posted by Frankie LiDeo Never undercook chicken. | unless it's steak  (and don't call me chicken). |
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3rd June 2008, 5:51am
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#12 | | Kurwa
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| Re: Bands' Riders Quote:
Originally Posted by DoNotResus All I want is a pint that doesn't taste of piss. | Sell out.
Sadly it isn't on there but I recall reading in the newspaper Robbie William's requests for a gig up here which included a signed and framed picture of Bob Holness, a woman's dress and lingerie suitable for Carol Vorderman and a monkey.
There was more but the idea of making it "suitable for Carol Vorderman" still cracks me up.
He also asks for a copy of Football Manager at every gig INCASE he loses his own copy between shows. That was on the Football Manager website tho'.
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3rd June 2008, 6:21am
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#13 | | We Looked Like Giants
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| Re: Bands' Riders Who knew Amy Winehouse was so against Stella & Carling. Good call on the pizzas though. Yes, I only looked to see if she requested smack. |
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3rd June 2008, 6:56am
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#14 | | Larger Than Life
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| Re: Bands' Riders Quote:
Originally Posted by evilglamcaitlin Yes, I only looked to see if she requested smack. |
For obvious reasons you can't ask for stuff like that in an official document, but I've seen "please advise on the availability of 'specialist' catering items" or similar a few times..
Al |
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3rd June 2008, 9:24am
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#15 | | FUCKING WERCK?!
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| Re: Bands' Riders Know of a band who wanted some sniff and some whores before.
Stealing other bands rider stuff is where it's at.
A real mans rider.
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