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2nd June 2008, 12:48pm
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#1 | | Fattly Drawn Boy SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dundee
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| Giant Vagina Bicycle Taxi
What's the best thing to do if you're irked by the phallocentricity of society?
Create a giant vagina which people can climb inside, stick it on the back of a bike and start a taxi service, of course. http://jalopnik.com/393601/giant-vul...dian-wet-dream
Possibly NSFW, if your employers are particularly sensitive. | 
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2nd June 2008, 12:57pm
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#2 | | Athiest Otter
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| Re: Giant Vagina Bicycle Taxi
__________________ Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Thomas Edison. | 
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2nd June 2008, 1:06pm
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#3 | | Registered Kimzor
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
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| Re: Giant Vagina Bicycle Taxi
Probably the best four words put together since Rach hit out with "my poor aching cunt" a while back.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | | |
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2nd June 2008, 1:07pm
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#4 | | doon satans alley.
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| Re: Giant Vagina Bicycle Taxi
Ah, Im a hidden genius.
Yas, dive into my giant muff-cycle.
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2nd June 2008, 1:07pm
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#5 | | Fattly Drawn Boy SuperMod
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| Re: Giant Vagina Bicycle Taxi
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Originally Posted by Syxx  Probably the best four words put together since Rach hit out with "my poor aching cunt" a while back. | Thankfully for Rach's reproductive physiology the "giant vagina bicycle taxi" is not related to her "poor aching cunt". | |
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2nd June 2008, 1:09pm
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#6 | | doon satans alley.
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| Re: Giant Vagina Bicycle Taxi
Really though, there was just nae need.
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2nd June 2008, 1:09pm
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#7 | | Registered Kimzor
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 16,813
| Re: Giant Vagina Bicycle Taxi
2 things to choke upon
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | | |
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2nd June 2008, 1:10pm
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#8 | | doon satans alley.
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| Re: Giant Vagina Bicycle Taxi
Bet you'd choke on it, what with all that hair tae deal with. 
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2nd June 2008, 1:12pm
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#9 | | Registered Kimzor
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
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| Re: Giant Vagina Bicycle Taxi
I like ginger nutters.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | | |
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