Warning : Rose sellers in Glasgow may be pickpockets.

[Puppy]

Originally Posted by L@ur@

. But the street rose/flashy things sellers just follow you to figure out where you were keeping your money and then would simply pick pocket it from you.

I always keep some notes in my bra. Under my sweaty boobies after a night of drinking and "dancing" (I say dancing its more flailing). If they can pick pocket that they can have it.

[Kenny Everett]

Only on altnation would this thread take up four pages.

I really wonder how some of you survive in the real world, I do. I'm honestly convinced half of the alternative community of glasgow were born without any kind of common sense and wander around the town centre like flashing red targets for the local villians.

[djtoast]

we should start stealing their roses to redress the balance.

"yes please, i would like one for my winch" *sprint*

[L@ur@]

hahaha i bet they all have some sort of plan just in case that ever happens

xxx

[Jaemi]

Carnations.

[MarkMono]

Originally Posted by Kenny Everett

Only on altnation would this thread take up four pages.

I really wonder how some of you survive in the real world, I do. I'm honestly convinced half of the alternative community of glasgow were born without any kind of common sense and wander around the town centre like flashing red targets for the local villians.

I'm pretty sure very few of them are outdoors for more than ten minutes at a time.

[JennyPiccolo]

A flower seller in Italy gave me all his roses one night. I have a photograph of him somewhere.

[slicer]

Originally Posted by Kenny Everett

Only on altnation would this thread take up four pages.

I really wonder how some of you survive in the real world, I do. I'm honestly convinced half of the alternative community of glasgow were born without any kind of common sense and wander around the town centre like flashing red targets for the local villians.

That's entirely possible.....but like Mark says, only if you can actually manage to catch them outside....small window of time for that.

[hammertime]

See, I was going to make a thread a couple of months ago about how I gave some ned two tenners for a twenty and he gave me a fake twenty, but the thought I might get roasted by the "Harshness of Real-Life Committee" put me off

[L@ur@]

Originally Posted by Kenny Everett

Only on altnation would this thread take up four pages.

I really wonder how some of you survive in the real world, I do. I'm honestly convinced half of the alternative community of glasgow were born without any kind of common sense and wander around the town centre like flashing red targets for the local villians.

and the last time your were out and about in glasgow was....?

[karbon14]

Originally Posted by L@ur@

and the last time your were out and about in glasgow was....?

that's harsh... he was just having a wee nap

[Jushin Liger]

Originally Posted by L@ur@

hahaha i bet they all have some sort of plan just in case that ever happens

xxx

They set their greyhounds on you.

[MarkMono]

Originally Posted by hammertime

See, I was going to make a thread a couple of months ago about how I gave some ned two tenners for a twenty and he gave me a fake twenty, but the thought I might get roasted by the "Harshness of Real-Life Committee" put me off

Simple solution: Call the thread "Con some guy pulled on me'' rather than "Warning: Neds stole my money!"

Not too complex.

[yummy mummy]

Originally Posted by Puppy

I always keep some notes in my bra. Under my sweaty boobies after a night of drinking and "dancing" (I say dancing its more flailing). If they can pick pocket that they can have it.

That is totally boggin' by the way.

[Charlicat]

Subhuman skum.