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Old 11th August 2008, 9:46am   #31
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SELL OUT!

Still, well done. My godfather made a fortune doing that kind of business.

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Old 11th August 2008, 11:17am   #32
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Re: Hi, AltNation. Enjoy this, as I am.

Not only what you post is dizzyingly high in bullshit content, it's also really, painfully dull bullshit.

"I had a bar and sold it and now I have money so ner ner ner, this is proof that I'm as truthful as the most stoic Amish person"

Stick to the "Someone on Alt Nation saved me from a mugging!" stuff; it's a bit more entertaining than this arse dribble of a thread.
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:19am   #33
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Arse dribble, I like that.
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:21am   #34
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Re: Hi, AltNation. Enjoy this, as I am.

'Arse dribble' is a good one.

The Castrator has raised his game and made some steps towards regaining previous form recently. It's heartening.
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:21am   #35
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Arse dribble, I like that.
We've known that for years.
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:23am   #36
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lol - a nameless pub?

Castrators nailed it, I think.
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:26am   #37
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Re: Hi, AltNation. Enjoy this, as I am.

Aye, and despite it not being opened to the public, Wotherspoons have bought it at a high price, not knowing how well it'll do to the punters there.
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:27am   #38
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Heavy LOL @ this.
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:29am   #39
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Aye, and despite it not being opened to the public, Wotherspoons have bought it at a high price, not knowing how well it'll do to the punters there.
They don't even know the name of it.

worker - "hi boss, we just bought a pub for a new branch of wetherspoons - it's already done up, and in a prime location"

boss - "o rly? what's it called? Where is it located? Does this prime location already attract alot of potential punters? What does it look like?"

worker - "er, we asked the owner all that but he didnt know, and despite the fact it has staff and stock (and the fact they all sat merrily getting drunk on their own stock) it had never been open to the public, so we've nae idea.".

A+ work.

Stew, how did you or any punters ever find yer way to this pub? With a map that has X marks the spot on it?
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Re: Hi, AltNation. Enjoy this, as I am.

Aye, he didn't know, but he sidestepped the question by going on about something we didn't ask about or care about.

"Sounds brilliant! LET'S MOVE OUR ENTIRE FRANCHISE THERE!"
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:32am   #41
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This could be better than Sebb stealing shannows photos.
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Re: Hi, AltNation. Enjoy this, as I am.

Not really, the cunt's not gonna admit he's lying. He's just gonna keep lying, seeing as he's never gonna meet any of us irl so he can pretty much make up whatever he likes. Remember he was a fireman?
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:34am   #43
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Re: Hi, AltNation. Enjoy this, as I am.

"Fancy coming down my local fora few tonight for a change?"
"Aye, sounds good, what's yer local?"
"Dunno".

Tax man:-

"Hello,..er.. Mr Stew...we see you have an unusually high incomings and outgoings for the month, could you explain what this money is for?"

"aye, its money from my pub"

"oh are you vat registered?"

"aye"

and whats the name of your pub sir?"

"S'no got a name!"

"snigggggerz"
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:34am   #44
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Re: Hi, AltNation. Enjoy this, as I am.

As soon as I saw 'AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS' was the last post all I could think was:





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Re: Hi, AltNation. Enjoy this, as I am.

I'm waiting on him to post in here saying "Clearly i've hit a nerve".
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