SELL OUT!
Still, well done. My godfather made a fortune doing that kind of business.
Nah. You just need to start investing. Doesn't generate cash over night (and you can loose money as well as gain it), but it does make you money.Originally Posted by Pantgirl
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I'm def in the wrong jobNeed a pay rise
Not only what you post is dizzyingly high in bullshit content, it's also really, painfully dull bullshit.
"I had a bar and sold it and now I have money so ner ner ner, this is proof that I'm as truthful as the most stoic Amish person"
Stick to the "Someone on Alt Nation saved me from a mugging!" stuff; it's a bit more entertaining than this arse dribble of a thread.
Arse dribble, I like that.
'Arse dribble' is a good one.
The Castrator has raised his game and made some steps towards regaining previous form recently. It's heartening.
We've known that for years.
lol - a nameless pub?
Castrators nailed it, I think.
Aye, and despite it not being opened to the public, Wotherspoons have bought it at a high price, not knowing how well it'll do to the punters there.
Heavy LOL @ this.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
They don't even know the name of it.
worker - "hi boss, we just bought a pub for a new branch of wetherspoons - it's already done up, and in a prime location"
boss - "o rly? what's it called? Where is it located? Does this prime location already attract alot of potential punters? What does it look like?"
worker - "er, we asked the owner all that but he didnt know, and despite the fact it has staff and stock (and the fact they all sat merrily getting drunk on their own stock) it had never been open to the public, so we've nae idea.".
A+ work.
Stew, how did you or any punters ever find yer way to this pub? With a map that has X marks the spot on it?
Aye, he didn't know, but he sidestepped the question by going on about something we didn't ask about or care about.
"Sounds brilliant! LET'S MOVE OUR ENTIRE FRANCHISE THERE!"
This could be better than Sebb stealing shannows photos.
Not really, the cunt's not gonna admit he's lying. He's just gonna keep lying, seeing as he's never gonna meet any of us irl so he can pretty much make up whatever he likes. Remember he was a fireman?
"Fancy coming down my local fora few tonight for a change?"
"Aye, sounds good, what's yer local?"
"Dunno".
Tax man:-
"Hello,..er.. Mr Stew...we see you have an unusually high incomings and outgoings for the month, could you explain what this money is for?"
"aye, its money from my pub"
"oh are you vat registered?"
"aye"
and whats the name of your pub sir?"
"S'no got a name!"
"snigggggerz"
As soon as I saw 'AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS' was the last post all I could think was:
I'm not gonna lie, I've been waiting for an excuse to use that jpeg for months.
I'm waiting on him to post in here saying "Clearly i've hit a nerve".
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