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20th August 2008, 1:09pm
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#76 | | Athiest Otter
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| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
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Originally Posted by Mwezzi  The Sandyford terrifies and delights me in equal measures. I'm not sure how they could be 'less invasive' than shoving a probe up you. | I quite like the sandyford, it's an interesting place to people watch. I should probably make a trip back some time.
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20th August 2008, 1:13pm
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#77 | | Better not to err
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
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| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
I met the first girl I'd ever fancied the last time I was in there. She was doing something innocent and wholesome like taking her kids for vaccinations or some shit and I was there being tested for VD after cheating on my girlfriend.
Like having a swab stuck up my peepee wasn't bad enough. | |
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20th August 2008, 1:22pm
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#78 | | Athiest Otter
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 15,962
| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
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Originally Posted by MarkMono I met the first girl I'd ever fancied the last time I was in there. She was doing something innocent and wholesome like taking her kids for vaccinations or some shit and I was there being tested for VD after cheating on my girlfriend.
Like having a swab stuck up my peepee wasn't bad enough. | Thats a nice story  Last time I was in was to get my implant changed of course to get the full shebang done tests wise, new relationship and all that. I'll be going back to get them done again, making sure all is how it should be.
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20th August 2008, 2:35pm
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#79 | | Trayus Academy Graduate
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the cupboard
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| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
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Originally Posted by fallen_nemesis I love how cervical cancer's really an STD when you think about it though. You get damaged cervical cells from pumping folk without condoms ... If you just go for regular smears or y'know use protection it won't happen. | As Vonnie said, "Condoms do not prevent the transmission of HPV (or herpes) as it's passed by skin to skin contact. They help, but are nowhere near 100% reliable."
It was the implication that cervical cancer is a consequence of unprotected sex which I disagreed with, as, so far as I'm aware, what Vonnie said is more accurate. | |
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20th August 2008, 2:52pm
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#80 | | moar reverb
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: irvine
Posts: 39
| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
I though she was older than 27.
Huh... | |
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20th August 2008, 3:10pm
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#81 | | 50ft Queenie
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Fascination Street
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| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
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Originally Posted by Mwezzi The Sandyford terrifies and delights me in equal measures. I'm not sure how they could be 'less invasive' than shoving a probe up you. | They've changed it now so you can just get the swab yourself, which seems quite a lot less invasive and embarrassing.
And although smear tests aren't the most pleasant thing in the world, they're not half as bad as people make out. It's just the NAME that makes them sound so disgusting. | |
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20th August 2008, 3:16pm
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#82 | | Better not to err
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
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| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
They really vary in terms of discomfort and pain from woman to woman.
Apparently. | |
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20th August 2008, 3:54pm
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#83 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
Posts: 3,868
| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
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Originally Posted by Rowsbette They've changed it now so you can just get the swab yourself, which seems quite a lot less invasive and embarrassing.
And although smear tests aren't the most pleasant thing in the world, they're not half as bad as people make out. It's just the NAME that makes them sound so disgusting. | I'm not embarrassed by it, and it doesn't matter who's wielding the swab. Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkMono They really vary in terms of discomfort and pain from woman to woman.
Apparently. | No 'apparently' about it. Many women suffer from a variety of conditions or are so nervous that the procedure can be anywhere from extremely uncomfortable to downright impossible without having to force the thing in, causing a lot of pain.
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20th August 2008, 4:02pm
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#84 | | Better not to err
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| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
Of course its 'apparently' from my perspective, I'm a fucking bloke. | |
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20th August 2008, 4:03pm
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#85 | | Whoa Black Jesus
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Dixieland
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| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
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Originally Posted by MarkMono Of course its 'apparently' from my perspective, I'm a fucking bloke. | Hahaha, ding ding! | |
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20th August 2008, 4:06pm
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#86 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
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| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
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Originally Posted by MarkMono Of course its 'apparently' from my perspective, I'm a fucking bloke. | Some men suffer from erectile dysfunction, and others experience burning sensations in their genitals after a night they can't remember. Apparently.
It's a documented fact, not some word-of-mouth rumour.
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20th August 2008, 4:10pm
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#87 | | Better not to err
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
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| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
None of what you just said relates to what I said.
(Sounded clever though.)
Definitely, actually, positively. As in 'Something I know from personal experience'. Documented medical science is not going to make me require a smear test no matter how sure of itself it is. | |
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20th August 2008, 4:15pm
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#88 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
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| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
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Originally Posted by MarkMono None of what you just said relates to what I said.
(Sounded clever though.)
Definitely, actually, positively. As in 'Something I know from personal experience'. Documented medical science is not going to make me require a smear test no matter how sure of itself it is. | Not sure what you're getting at. And what I said did relate to what you said - 'apparently' often implies doubt and guesswork as opposed to surety, which is how I read it. Let's leave this.
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20th August 2008, 4:18pm
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#89 | | Better not to err
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
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| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
If something is apparent, it means that according to appearances it is perceptible. As I am never going to experience a smear test that is all that anything concerning a smear test is going to be to me.
I didn't think it was that complicated, but apparently so. Quote:
Originally Posted by Mwezzi Let's leave this. | ...after I edit my post a few times...
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20th August 2008, 4:39pm
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#90 | | Wide as the Clyde
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: round the back
Posts: 7,808
| Re: Jade Goody Has Cancer
why do they call it a smear test?
cos if they called it a 'fanny scrape' nobody would go. | |
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