High School Songs

[¡Punk!]

There was the diarohea (how do youspell that?) song

Had about 20 verses. Only one i remember was

"Walking through the jungle when you hear your tummy rumble
diarrhoea, diarhoea"

[Rio Ohki]

Originally Posted by ¡Punk!

There was the diarohea (how do youspell that?) song

Had about 20 verses. Only one i remember was

"Walking through the jungle when you hear your tummy rumble
diarrhoea, diarhoea"

When you're pulling into first, and you think that something burst....

[Radiohead]

Good King Steven last looked out
on the feast of Wen'slas,
a cannonball came through the wall
and knocked him fucking senseless.



All things brown and horrible,
all creatures great that shite,
when they wake up in the morning,
oh God, what a sight.

The purple headed mountain,
the wee-wee running by,
something something something,
the smell, it makes ye cry.




Trebor Mints are a minty bit stronger,
stick them up yer arse and they last a bit longer.




And an alternative to the Postman Pat "lyrics"...

Postman Pat, Postman Pat
ran over his cat
and his cat went splat,
driving through your garden,
*blow a raspberry* I beg your pardon,
Postman Pat's a very dirty man.

[Witch]

I've got loads of these

popeye the sailor man
lived in a caravan
he lives with his mammy and tickles her fanny
hes popeye the sailor man


naffco 54..

nanny anny fishy fanny condoms only 54p
wonder how many of you rememeber these


sinbad was a sailor, his father was one too
sinbad went to heaven his father went to
hellsburgh castle high upon the rocks
if you want to go there you need to show your
cocktail ginger, 7p a glass if you dont like it shove it up your
ask no questions tell no lies sinbad was a sailor he came from paradise

Mary had a little lamb she thought it was so silly she flung it up by the tail and caught it by its
willie was a sheepdog lying on the grass along came a bumble bee and stung him in his
ask no questions, tell no lies, sinbad was a sailor he came from paradise


another one...

we are the golden girls, we wear our hair in curls, we wear our dungarees upon our sexy knees
we wear our fathers shirt, we wear our brothers tie, and if we want a guy we simply wink an eye
tara ra doom de ay, tara ra doom de ay
my knickers flew away, they went on holiday, the came back yesterday.
The boy next door to me, he got me on the floor, he counted 1,2,3 and stuck it into me
he counted 1 to 10 and pulled it out again
My brother was surprised to see my belly rise
my father hit the roof, the baby was a poof

How i loved high school

[ladysavage]

Originally Posted by Witch

I've got loads of these

we are the golden girls, we wear our hair in curls, we wear our dungarees upon our sexy knees
we wear our fathers shirt, we wear our brothers tie, and if we want a guy we simply wink an eye
tara ra doom de ay, tara ra doom de ay
my knickers flew away, they went on holiday, the came back yesterday.
The boy next door to me, he got me on the floor, he counted 1,2,3 and stuck it into me
he counted 1 to 10 and pulled it out again
My brother was surprised to see my belly rise
my father hit the roof, the baby was a poof

How i loved high school

i remember that one!

[JennyPiccolo]

Originally Posted by Potatojunkie

Lives in a taxi.

I'm LOLing myself.

[Witch]

another one

naf naff never aff, take a baff, get a wash

[Pantgirl]

Originally Posted by JennyPiccolo

jesus christ, SUPERSTAR!
flew roon the corner on a YAMAHA!
did a skid,
killed a kid,
somethin somethin somethin YER MA!


i wish i could remember.

the last line as I knew it was "buggered off home with his balls in a lid"
or something equally as nonsensical

Originally Posted by ¡Punk!

There was the diarohea (how do youspell that?) song

Had about 20 verses. Only one i remember was

"Walking through the jungle when you hear your tummy rumble
diarrhoea, diarhoea"

"I was walking to the chippy and I slipped in something slippy
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea"

Thats all I know

[JennyPiccolo]

'when your pants fall down, and your bum's all brown'

[Thermo]

Tune of knick-knack paddy whack

1, 2, 3
Who are we?
We are Bankhead Primary
With a knick-Knack Paddy Whack Kick them in the baws!
Theyll go greetin tae their maws!

[Flump]

Down at Fraggle Rock
Grab a Fraggle by the cock
Swing it round your head
Now the Fraggle's dead

Grab another one
Stick a chainsaw up it's bum
Turn the power on
Now the Fraggle's gone

Ah, the memories

[XMachina]

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altogether now!

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[GoddamnElectric]

There was this really odd, sort of fat kid a lot of people picked on. They just made chants up as they went along, to the tune of "You're not singing anymore", like at a footie match. Some memerable ones:

"Whaaats it like to wear a braaaa? Whaaaaats it like to wear a braaaa?"
"Haaaave you ever seen yer wiiiilly? Haaaaave you ever seen your willy?"

It wasn't funny really, but some of the stuff kids thought up on the spot was pretty creative.

[Rio Ohki]

My friend billy had a ten foot willy,
and he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake, and cut it with a rake,
and now it's only 5 foot 4.

5 foot 4 but, still wouldn't moan.

[monkey star]

Originally Posted by ¡Punk!

There was the diarohea (how do youspell that?) song

Had about 20 verses. Only one i remember was

"Walking through the jungle when you hear your tummy rumble
diarrhoea, diarhoea"

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